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08-06-2007, 02:00 PM
Kjz99z28

:lmao: What is it with people calling me not very smart today? My goodness. Anyway.. Burn, you know what to do, and what not to do, so... yeah. Don't know where I was going with that one.
08-06-2007, 02:12 PM
burnws6

Well if Stevie says that kristin is an ignorant 19 year old....I mean...when stevie speaks its all high level intelligence and a sure source...so.......
08-06-2007, 02:45 PM
Kjz99z28

You know, this is true. Maybe I should listen to her.

:spit:
08-06-2007, 03:02 PM
thecorrectformula

Burn just mix things up in the love life a little bit. Buy a wig for you and a strap on for the GF and let her give it a go on you. That should spicen up the sex a little. LOL
08-06-2007, 03:27 PM
sgt0704

DUDE, don't shoot yourself.. there's an easy way around this. you need to make them believe they want to fuck eachother. now i know you said about your girl and another girl, bla bla.. but the key ingredient here is ALCOHOL! that's right my friend. take them both out. get them buzzed. and then make them think it's their idea for a 3 way. if you get them randy enough, you may beable to pull it off. good luck to you.
08-06-2007, 03:48 PM
Knighthawk LS1

Fuck it, get BOTH them drunk and have a 3 SUM! :yup:

BTW

Alcohol = Liquid Panty remover, works wonders!
Stick to rum, or tequila.....Whiskey can make them violent and pass out
08-06-2007, 05:41 PM
Hi-Po

Dude,

I think I remember something.... correct me if Im wrong of course..

Didn't you and this "girl"(:lol:) break up a couple months ago because she found out you were about to cheat, or were trying to cheat? Then you got all butt hurt about her dumping you and her calling you a no good a hole and stuff?

I swear this happened, If I am correct, I would say a big ole Negative.

She is probably on her last straw with you, and if she catch's you with a condom that smells like her best friends pussy.... she gonna dump you for good. Then we will have a thread about you wanting to shoot yourself because you got dumped.
08-06-2007, 05:44 PM
NE98LS1

Quote:

Originally Posted by thecorrectformula

Burn just mix things up in the love life a little bit. Buy a wig for you and a strap on for the GF and let her give it a go on you. That should spicen up the sex a little. LOL

i love this guy. hahaha
08-06-2007, 08:42 PM
BULLET_WS6

Quote:

Originally Posted by NE98LS1

i love this guy. hahaha

:stupid:
08-06-2007, 08:48 PM
RavensFan19

sounds like she probably actually doesnt want to fuck you...she just gets off on the chase.

She likes to be chased. Now, this is not to say that you couldnt bag her if the circumstances were right, but sounds to me like really just gets off on being wanted and desired.
08-06-2007, 08:55 PM
astyles

Quote:

Originally Posted by 05 Stone Srt-4

Convince your girl to go 3-way:dunno::D

smart man
08-06-2007, 08:55 PM
Firebug

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Originally Posted by burnws6

she gets off on seeing me suffer.....

Can you blame the girl? We all get off watching you suffer too... :tap:

By the sounds of it Burn if your current squeeze finds out about this subject, she'll save you the trouble of having to shoot yourself...
08-06-2007, 09:17 PM
tater_salad

Quote:

Originally Posted by RavensFan19

sounds like she probably actually doesnt want to fuck you...she just gets off on the chase.

She likes to be chased. Now, this is not to say that you couldnt bag her if the circumstances were right, but sounds to me like really just gets off on being wanted and desired.

Yeah, I think he's right. I've dealt with many a female like this, and so far, it's a no-win situation for me. You may have different odds. I just ignore them, and they go away. I try not to waste my time with bitches like that. Fuck that shit.
08-06-2007, 09:22 PM
Christibelle

do me instead :lmao: i know..i have no chance in hell :sulk:
08-06-2007, 09:32 PM
astyles

Quote:

Originally Posted by REV_IT_UP-TA

do me instead :lmao: i know..i have no chance in hell :sulk:

lol.......you would be a fun lady! :love:
08-06-2007, 09:34 PM
Christibelle

Quote:

Originally Posted by astyles

lol.......you would be a fun lady! :love:

:sex:
08-06-2007, 09:43 PM
FuhBreezeE

First off, what goes around...comes around. Karma is a b. Trust me, I know. You will always want what you cannot have, it's a fact. If you're going to cheat(which you're a p.o.s for doing in the first place) do it w/ someone she doesn't know. That's a big help, don't do it with her best friend. If she was such a great girl then you'd be with her instead and not with the girl you're already with, and by the words you type it sounds like you really love her and if you cared about her then you wouldn't even be contemplating this. Turn this around and think how much it would suck if she was going around asking people she doesn't even know if she should cheat on you with some dude. The pain you will endure if she finds out and dumps you will be impossible to comprehend, and once you find out she's already with someone else will scar you for the rest of your life. Settle down, you're thinking with the wrong head. Be a real man, and be faithful.
08-07-2007, 12:33 AM
sgt0704

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Originally Posted by REV_IT_UP-TA

:sex:

you still haven't gone to see o'dude in the carolina's yet? damn girl... what's the deal? :ughlaugh: i thought he was aching to give it to you.
08-07-2007, 12:35 AM
sgt0704

Quote:

Originally Posted by fabrizi

First off, what goes around...comes around. Karma is a b. Trust me, I know. You will always want what you cannot have, it's a fact. If you're going to cheat(which you're a p.o.s for doing in the first place) do it w/ someone she doesn't know. That's a big help, don't do it with her best friend. If she was such a great girl then you'd be with her instead and not with the girl you're already with, and by the words you type it sounds like you really love her and if you cared about her then you wouldn't even be contemplating this. Turn this around and think how much it would suck if she was going around asking people she doesn't even know if she should cheat on you with some dude. The pain you will endure if she finds out and dumps you will be impossible to comprehend, and once you find out she's already with someone else will scar you for the rest of your life. Settle down, you're thinking with the wrong head. Be a real man, and be faithful.

or you could just convence them that a 3 way is really the way to go.
08-07-2007, 03:39 AM
burnws6

Quote:

Originally Posted by thecorrectformula

Burn just mix things up in the love life a little bit. Buy a wig for you and a strap on for the GF and let her give it a go on you. That should spicen up the sex a little. LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by sgt0704

DUDE, don't shoot yourself.. there's an easy way around this. you need to make them believe they want to fuck eachother. now i know you said about your girl and another girl, bla bla.. but the key ingredient here is ALCOHOL! that's right my friend. take them both out. get them buzzed. and then make them think it's their idea for a 3 way. if you get them randy enough, you may beable to pull it off. good luck to you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knighthawk LS1

Fuck it, get BOTH them drunk and have a 3 SUM! :yup:

BTW

Alcohol = Liquid Panty remover, works wonders!
Stick to rum, or tequila.....Whiskey can make them violent and pass out

+1000 :lmao: Wish I could, I've tried......

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Dude,

I think I remember something.... correct me if Im wrong of course..

Didn't you and this "girl"(:lol:) break up a couple months ago because she found out you were about to cheat, or were trying to cheat? Then you got all butt hurt about her dumping you and her calling you a no good a hole and stuff?

I swear this happened, If I am correct, I would say a big ole Negative.

She is probably on her last straw with you, and if she catch's you with a condom that smells like her best friends pussy.... she gonna dump you for good. Then we will have a thread about you wanting to shoot yourself because you got dumped.

Yea youre right...although I dont know how you remember taken that youre always drunk but yea....I made out with the girl, and my gf found out...BUUUUUUUUTT.....My gf made out with her too...and felt REALLLLLy bad about it...so when I told her that i was sorry and everything, she said : i have something to tell you, i made out with her too....well, I decided to "act" mad so that really she forgot about what I did and was sad about what she said. I couldnt turn the situation into a threesome cuz she was "disgusted" about the whole incident....

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Originally Posted by REV_IT_UP-TA

do me instead :lmao: i know..i have no chance in hell :sulk:

I've been trying to fuck you,....but you dont want to.... so stfu :wtcslap:

Quote:

Originally Posted by fabrizi

First off, what goes around...comes around. Karma is a b. Trust me, I know. You will always want what you cannot have, it's a fact. If you're going to cheat(which you're a p.o.s for doing in the first place) do it w/ someone she doesn't know. That's a big help, don't do it with her best friend. If she was such a great girl then you'd be with her instead and not with the girl you're already with, and by the words you type it sounds like you really love her and if you cared about her then you wouldn't even be contemplating this. Turn this around and think how much it would suck if she was going around asking people she doesn't even know if she should cheat on you with some dude. The pain you will endure if she finds out and dumps you will be impossible to comprehend, and once you find out she's already with someone else will scar you for the rest of your life. Settle down, you're thinking with the wrong head. Be a real man, and be faithful.

Dude...youre right....ima try the 3some thing first a couple more times...if that dont work...I'll just stay wit her...

THanks guys

Oh and bug.......shove it up your kangaroo ass :thumbup: jk....

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