Originally Posted by
D!ck
im not a gambler. im into more of a sure thing. i did however put one dollar in a slot machine in the monte carlo. just so i could get a crown and coke before the comedy show we were going to(also to be my first free vegas drink, 21 at time). i pulled every other minute so when the cocktail waitress returned i could pull it like i had been playing the whole time. it took forever so i pull the 4th and final time it gave me nothing i start to leave. my buddy grabs my shoulders. im not a gambler so i dont know these things. after they stop these days they move the end ones. it went to tri7-tri7-tri7. it was like 2,300dollars. they luv to have people win. the machine only had a couple hundred in it. so im standing next to this lit up siren sound for 30min with i guess a manager. then he takes my friend and my self to a box on the floor gives them what came out of the machine. they dont even count that shit these days they put it on a scale and it said how much the machine paid out. then they gave me cash and kept talking saying how glad they were i won(since i told them i was 21 cuz they asked for id, and it was my first time gambling). they gave vouchers(sp) for all kinds of stuff. dinner at the steak house in monte carlo. also gave me helicopter tickets. also a tickets to the variety show at shit cant remember where it was. but they had two strong ass russians, one would balance one handed like a pushup from the middle of his chest while the other one was holding him up. then they had magic, then a comedian. i dont think ive ever laughed so hard in my life. probley cuz i was drunk as shit, cuz i was given 2300 buck earlier for shits and giggles.
it was awesome. "how much have you gambled in your life?" 1 dollar. it paid out tho. so im never gona do it again. some people said so how much more did you gamble. i said not one cent. i got lucky it dont happen twice!!! in casinos that is. thought about doing some black jack. but i felt so weird being the youngest guy in the place and as ramrod said the other day when i showed him my pic "you look like your fucken 12." cuz i do.:flex:
