66 in a 55!!! your fucking crazy!!! you probably averaged 1mpg less the whole time you were going 11 over!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarlaxle
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66 in a 55!!! your fucking crazy!!! you probably averaged 1mpg less the whole time you were going 11 over!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarlaxle
I was still getting 30+mpg at 65...hell, that car got 30+ at 70. I still kind ofg miss my old Charger. Too bad it was wrong-wheel drive. :(
Ok I have been thinking this out for a while and I'm ready to present to you my idea.
Step one: Modify the hell out of the Z28. Spend everything you have. Trust me this will only enhance the rest of the steps in my proposal.
Step two: Build a ramp that will make your Z28 go on its side and spin like a saw. Again, DO NOT question why I am saying this, as you will soon find out. Just do it.
Step three: Wait until school starts back up.
Step four: Set up the ramp so that it is facing a bus stop. You need to make it so that if the bus is on the X axis you will be the Y axis.
Step five: Close off the road facing the bus stop, you will need this long stretch of road.
Step six: When the bus parks to pick up them little bastards begin your approach. You will need to go as fast as you can, balls to the wall, and hit your ramp. If what I have stated was done correctly you should successfully be able to use your car as a saw blade and cut through the bus.
After you are dead there will be no need to worry about tickets ever again, plus you will be remembered as the jackass that used his car to cut a school bus in half.
* I no way endorse what I have stated above, it is only a joke*
But that would wreck a nice Z28. He needs to use a Prius if he does this...
:think: he just joked about killing several innocent kids... But when someone joked about killing Miley, you flipped shit and freaked on everyone...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarlaxle
Obviously you are a die hard Miley fan...:coffee:
You can stop posting now. You have in no way helped to give me advice on the predicament I am in. And it was a school zone, not "certainly a residential zone." Refer back to me saying before October I have never had a ticket, and just recently made some very ignorant choices. If you are as perfect as are trying to make yourself out to be, you can go to another forum and give advice to people who asked for it, not ridicule them for making a few mistakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarlaxle
School zone? 42MPH in a 25MPH SCHOOL zone? You belong in jail. I'm not ridiculing you for making a few mistakes, I'm pointing out that you should never again be permitted to operate anything larger than a shopping cart. You should be fined a gargantuan amount (six figures), should have your licence revoked for life, and should spend at least five years in prison.
:Popcorn: