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09-29-2009, 08:24 AM
310stanger

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Originally Posted by toityme

hahaha sorry, been busy taking care of my mom after her surgery

im always down for a nice sex talk; you kno that :D:D :lmao:

kristi whats your thoughts on the "shocker"
09-29-2009, 08:29 AM
justinmc978

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Originally Posted by silverWS.6

:lol: dude i had a condom on, i was a little clean about it :lol:

And yea it was like super warm in there! but after i did the deed, once all the blood returned to my brain, it occured to me that shit comes out of the same hole :Puke:

what?? girls dont pewp fool, they're girls. they just dont. ever.
09-29-2009, 08:43 AM
waldo

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Originally Posted by CJREX

My mind clouds at the thought of "tossing the salad".

Why would any sane mind do that?

I mean, wouldn't even drinking out of the toilet be on a lower level of disgusting?

After all, a clean butt hole is still a BUTT HOLE

Like thinking it would be OK to test drive a Wang if it were clean enough.

Nope. A clean wang is still a wang.

This guy walks into a bar and says, bartender, I’ll take 4 shots of Tequila, bartender says wow, what the occasion? Just experienced my first blow job. Bartender says well congratulations here’s a fifth shot for ya. The guy looks at him and says, no thanks, if four shots don’t get this taste out of my mouth a fifth isn’t going to make a difference.
09-29-2009, 08:53 AM
basballny2

^ :lmao:
09-29-2009, 08:55 AM
tep98ws6

:lol:
09-29-2009, 08:55 AM
ibanez7

tips for doing a girl, anal....

-make sure the girl has hit the bathroom earlier that day.....
-make sure she douches her ass before hand
-always wear a condom.
-always use lube
-start slow
-if possible do it in the shower or tub

its what the porn stars do!!!!
09-29-2009, 09:00 AM
Hi-Po

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Originally Posted by waldo

So this guy just hasn’t been feeling well so he goes to his Doctor and they run some tests. A week later he goes it to find out the results. The doctor says, I have some bad news for you, you have aids. He’s shocked, he looks at the doctor and asks what he needs to do. The doctor tells him he needs to go and eat the spiciest Mexican food he can possibly get his hands on. He asks the Doctor, will that cure me? The Doctor says No, It’ll remind you what your asshole is for!

:lol:
09-29-2009, 09:34 AM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 310stanger

kristi whats your thoughts on the "shocker"

i think its funny if it happens to a well deserved bitch......

just not to me lol- id be PISSED
09-29-2009, 09:54 AM
raynor139

My ex loved a finger in her ass but even to do that she had to clean really good. We tried anal a couple times but she just couldnt handle the size.
09-29-2009, 01:12 PM
Derrick1227

Quote:

Originally Posted by toityme

hahaha sorry, been busy taking care of my mom after her surgery

im always down for a nice sex talk; you kno that :D:D :lmao:

No to anal but never said anything about the finger while doing the deed hmmmmm lol
09-29-2009, 01:16 PM
Transamws6

I gotta get another girlfreind lol.
09-29-2009, 02:34 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by toityme

yuck, i could never do that lol..

im all for tryin new things, but thats just not for me..

ive said, "im not rippin ass for no man"

I know way too many stories of girls who ripped and like their shit just falls out

and/or their asshole falls out

FUCK THAT not literally

But ive learned some girls love it, some girls wont ever try it, and some will... Its a hate or love type thing i guess :shrug:

Anal prolapse is the term for when ones rectum falls out. Happened to a couple pornstars... you usually have to do it a shit ton for that to happen.

Sure, why not, pun intended.

Other side effects for the girl include urinary tract infections and impacted bowels. Sounds fun! Glad I'm a male.
09-29-2009, 02:37 PM
toi tyme

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derrick1227

No to anal but never said anything about the finger while doing the deed hmmmmm lol

haha no fingers up there either.. my vagina is nice and tight and works just fine :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Anal prolapse is the term for when ones rectum falls out. Happened to a couple pornstars... you usually have to do it a shit ton for that to happen.

Sure, why not, pun intended.

Other side effects for the girl include urinary tract infections and impacted bowels. Sounds fun! Glad I'm a male.

:lol: yeahhhh well..... you got an asshole to stick it in too ya know.... :D
09-29-2009, 02:38 PM
korndawg

Toi likes the Spocker!
09-29-2009, 02:39 PM
toi tyme

Quote:

Originally Posted by korndawg

Toi likes the Spocker!

spocker?
09-29-2009, 02:45 PM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by toityme

haha no fingers up there either.. my vagina is nice and tight and works just fine :D

:lol: yeahhhh well..... you got an asshole to stick it in too ya know.... :D

It doesn't bend that way.
09-29-2009, 02:48 PM
korndawg

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Originally Posted by toityme

spocker?

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
09-29-2009, 02:48 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

It doesn't bend that way.

doesnt have to

im sure there are some willing men whod love to stick it in there... dont turn their rape into murder
09-29-2009, 02:49 PM
toi tyme

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Originally Posted by korndawg

Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"

:lol: gross
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