they'd all :jerkit: for hours... they'd have to buy new spankerchiefs...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
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they'd all :jerkit: for hours... they'd have to buy new spankerchiefs...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
I'm not my own GF though :think:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
How bout some sexual chocolate?
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You don't masterbate? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
Have your nails scratch the deepest
Have you broken skin this time
Made your mark and took me deeper
As you drown me with your eyes
I held my hand over your mouth
As you scream at me to feel
You felt my scars with understanding
But I can't promise anything
Can you tell
That I picked my poison well
That I have no more to sell to you
Is it really that important that I settle down
Does it really even matter that I have my doubts
I search for the one who bleeds
I reach for the one who bleeds
I forget to dream in color
I am better off alone
Honest hearts are undercover
We are shadows on our own
Lose ourselves in open waters
Always swimming back to shore
My addictions have no bounderies
Now I'm crying out for more
Can you tell
That I picked my poison well
That I have no more to sell to you
Is it really that important that I settle down
Does it really even matter that I have my doubts
I search for the one who bleeds
I reach for the one who bleeds
Like me
I have my doubts
I have my doubts
And so does everbody else
So help me take this all away
You gotta help me take this all away
Please help me take this all away
And bleed like me
So help me take this all away
You gotta help me take this all away
Please help me take this all away
And bleed like me
Is it really that important that I settle down
Does it really even matter that I have my doubts
I search for the one who bleeds
I reach for the one who bleeds
I reach for
I reach for
I reach for
I reach for
I reach for the one who bleeds
Like me!
:think: i'm breaking you out of work! :yup: i'm gona kid nap you... i'm going to walk in and be like "yes... i was talking to a nice woman named Erica on the phone... i'd like very much for her to show me the boat that we had a discussion about..." and then throw your 20lb body in my car and take off to the show... :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
I have BOB he is a guy :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
I never thought to asign my fingers a gender. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
Tap, I'll post pics if you do.
Sorry I'm in a 'Trapt" sort of mood :dance:
BOB is her... pocket rocket...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie
Oh my fingers have names too. "Ouch that fucking hurt", "Bitchassmotherfucker", "Summabitch" and other obscene things I scream out when I whack them :lmao:
Thank you, Captian Obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Spaz
:nono: BOB is the bigger one with interchangable tips, the pocket rocket is named "Spunky" :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Real Spaz
FAITH NO MORE...
:woo: love this band...
You're everything
That's why I cling to you
When I emerge
My thoughts converge to you
To you
The world is so small
Compared to you
And everybody's wrong
Compared to you
To you
I begin to see through your eyes
All the former mysteries are no surprise
So now, you listen
Cuz I'm omniscient
Hey look at me lady
I'm just a little baby
You're lucky to have me
I'm cute and sweet as candy
As charming as a fable
I'm innocent and disabled
So hug me and kiss me
Then wipe my butt and piss me
I hope you never leave
Cuz who would hear me scream?
Nobody understands
Except the toys in my hands
So now you listen
Cuz I'm omniscient
Hey look at me lady
I'm just a little baby
If I smile, then you smile
Then I'll get mad for awhile
I melt in your mouth
And in your hands whenever I can
But I really do nothing
Except kickin' and fussin'
I like to make a mess
I laugh at your distress
I sit all day in my crib
Absorbing all you give
I'm helpless
I'm flawless
I'm a machine
Give me, I need my toys...
Keep me hot
Keep me strong
Keep me everlong
So now you listen
Cuz I'm omniscient
I need to go home and listen to music and punch someone in the head :dance:
So Spaz...... What was your childhood like?
YES!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
my child hood was... well... i am a middle child so i would be bad for attention... i spent a lot of time in "time out"... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
omg... i just realize that as i sit here in my office, i repeat things people say as they walk by in a mocking manner and they get all mad at me... i didn't even realize that i do it... :lol: