Originally Posted by
Spaz
ok fine...
#1... for the girl to bury her self after... i did after all spend all that time and effort to dig her up...
#2... for the ones that are alive to stop chewing thier feet off and running away... it's not like i can't follow the blood trail...
#3... for the younder ones to put thier diaper back on when i'm done...
#4... for the older ones to put thier diaper back on when done...
#5... act like they like it...
#6... wear a beer helmet and reverse the straw incase i get thirsty...
#7... to knock out all thier teeth and gum my junk...
#8... to stop screaming "fire" and "help"...
#9... stop acting like they are dead... i know i had thier face smashed in the pillow for a while but i'm sure they got a good breath before hand...
#10... pay my bills...