snowmen and spray paint...

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Originally Posted by 0rion

I think he's stand up comic material at some point. He has several innocent 1 liners a day it seems. I'm not gonna harp on him because I don't like it when others do but the kid keeps me laughing most of the time. He just says and does some funny stuff daily.

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a guy I work with said he was at a public pool swimming with his 2 boys. The youngest one which was 6 at the time, saw a pretty girl walking by and whlistled at her then dunked under the water making it look like his dad did it. :lol:

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Originally Posted by SpeedAddict38

a guy I work with said he was at a public pool swimming with his 2 boys. The youngest one which was 6 at the time, saw a pretty girl walking by and whlistled at her then dunked under the water making it look like his dad did it. :lol:

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that's a good one.
about 2 weeks ago I stopped into where I used to work to see everyone. I was a cut up there and always had a smart remark for pretty much everyone. There was one guy in particular that I used to mess with all the time. Real cool guy and always had a comeback of his own. He's a big guy and real loud. My boy is real shy around strangers usually so when that guy came in the break room I figured Zach would hide under the table. I had just put some candy in a coffee cup for Zach to eat on while we were there visiting. The guy comes up and me and him exchange some smart remarks in fun and he looks at Zach and reaches for his candy cup and says "Gimmee that candy boy". Zach looks at him for a minute and I'm figuring he's gonna cry or something then he says " I'll kick your ass". Out of nowhere. Everyone in the break room started dying. I was telling my wife about it over the phone later and when I hung up Zach looked at me real serious and said " Did you tell mommy I said a bad word?" I just laughed and said yeah and he said "Oh." real serious.

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Originally Posted by 0rion

that's a good one.
about 2 weeks ago I stopped into where I used to work to see everyone. I was a cut up there and always had a smart remark for pretty much everyone. There was one guy in particular that I used to mess with all the time. Real cool guy and always had a comeback of his own. He's a big guy and real loud. My boy is real shy around strangers usually so when that guy came in the break room I figured Zach would hide under the table. I had just put some candy in a coffee cup for Zach to eat on while we were there visiting. The guy comes up and me and him exchange some smart remarks in fun and he looks at Zach and reaches for his candy cup and says "Gimmee that candy boy". Zach looks at him for a minute and I'm figuring he's gonna cry or something then he says " I'll kick your ass". Out of nowhere. Everyone in the break room started dying. I was telling my wife about it over the phone later and when I hung up Zach looked at me real serious and said " Did you tell mommy I said a bad word?" I just laughed and said yeah and he said "Oh." real serious.

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lol.........like father like son:nana:

http://www.fuelslut.net/vbulletin/im...lies/piss2.gif<----Orion's son in the snow :D

that's some good shit.

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Originally Posted by Blitzed

What the fuck is "snow"?? its 60 degrees outside right now suckaz LOL

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Was 84 here today.

last week it was in the upper 70's, its 12 out right now with 10" of snow, colorado is absolutely FUCKED :lol:

which part of Colorado are you in? Quebec? :D

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:lmao: at everything in this thread.

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Originally Posted by Blitzed

What the fuck is "snow"?? its 60 degrees outside right now suckaz LOL

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Highfive! :thumbup:

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Originally Posted by 0rion

which part of Colorado are you in? Quebec? :D

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nah, near denver, our weather is so screwed. its happened more than once where we got a snow day and then two hours later its sunny, dry and i can take out the camaro