american airlines flight grounded due to some lady farting.

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12-07-2006, 08:07 AM
StangKiller615

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Originally Posted by nitrox28

I don't remember my wife flying anywhere :confused:

They landed because they smelt something burning.
12-07-2006, 08:18 AM
86 IROC-Z

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Originally Posted by NICKLE57

the real question is where would this put the lady in our poll.

A lady on a plane next to you just cuts a big fart do you?

1. Pretend it didn't happen
2. Laugh and make a scene so that no one thinks it was you.
3. Start a fart contest with her
4. Light a match and risk national security and involve the FBI.
5. High five and then punch her in the face

I choose 6. Dropkick her in the face for being so stupid as to even bring matches on a plane. People like her is the reason you can't even bring travel sized shampoo on board planes.
12-07-2006, 09:59 AM
Spaz

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

I choose 6. Dropkick her in the face for being so stupid as to even bring matches on a plane. People like her is the reason you can't even bring travel sized shampoo on board planes.

option 7... whaft the stench in to my nose.. grade it between 1 and 10... then fire off my own rounds and see if i can beat hers...
12-07-2006, 10:24 AM
The Answer

Option 8: Hold the lighter close to my face then light off the stench as it approached my nose so I can look like sexOnWheels avatar ...

:lol:
12-07-2006, 11:08 AM
SexOnWheels

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Originally Posted by The Answer

Option 8: Hold the lighter close to my face then light off the stench as it approached my nose so I can look like sexOnWheels avatar ...

:lol:

But if you did then we would have to call you Buffalo Bill instead of just BillyT?!?
12-07-2006, 11:20 AM
The Answer

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Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

But if you did then we would have to call you Buffalo Bill instead of just BillyT?!?

Excuse me, my avatar is what I look like after Option 8 ...

:lmao:
12-07-2006, 12:28 PM
SexOnWheels

Maybe it should be Barbeque Bill instead of BillyT after option 8 then?

I dunno....
12-07-2006, 01:23 PM
The Answer

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Originally Posted by SexOnWheels

Maybe it should be Barbeque Bill instead of BillyT after option 8 then?

I dunno....

On closer examination of my avatar you'll notice it's the Raiders Darth Vaders Raiders Nation Ugly Creatures known as The World Most Notorious Fans on the Planet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raider_Nation

Sorry the BBQ head is option 8

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