Need ideas to win "Best offensive Halloween costume"

RedSuperSport............that is a good idea!

Dress up as a surgeon with bloodied up scrubs carrying a metal clothes hanger with a very small doll (baby) hanging from the hook part, all bloodied up with this printed on your shirt: AIN"T NO FETUS CAN BEAT US! If that doesn't piss off a lot of people, nothing will. :naughty:

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/y...dom/priest.gif

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Originally Posted by 2001camaroSS

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LOLOLOL This will sure piss some people off... I like this one

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Originally Posted by 02ragtop t/a

Dress up as a surgeon with bloodied up scrubs carrying a metal clothes hanger with a very small doll (baby) hanging from the hook part, all bloodied up with this printed on your shirt: AIN"T NO FETUS CAN BEAT US! If that doesn't piss off a lot of people, nothing will. :naughty:

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You are 100% right... If i could pull this off i think it would be sure to win!!! That should just about piss everyone off and its offensive as hell LOL

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Originally Posted by NeeD4SpeeD

LOLOLOL This will sure piss some people off... I like this one

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My friend did this last year or the year before down at school and got a ton of laughs. This is just a google search picture but his looked pretty dang close to it.

Always a crowd favorite.

http://slanchreport.files.wordpress....-costumes1.jpg

http://img.skitch.com/20081031-e4kwp...34ruchmaam.png

this, with a black turtle neck and blue jeans, you are set.

Put on a " BOYZ TO MEN " shirt and tell people you're making a delivery to Michael Jackson's house!:ahh:

I dont have any ideas for you but I like where t his thread is going.....hahah


o wait! you could go as obama/with a bullet hole in the head while dressin like hitler and tell ppl your so strong you could carry 20 ppl ( then pull out a bag of ashes and show em the.( if you uses some type of food for the ash it would also be funney after pulling out the bag, open it , pull a pinch out then taste some.... then let them know o wait 19... then make a comment about what race they are like if your talkin to a white person, you could be like hmm white ppl tasty.... kinda taste like skittles. and then just walk away lol

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Originally Posted by ToKiC IROC

I dont have any ideas for you but I like where t his thread is going.....hahah


o wait! you could go as obama/with a bullet hole in the head while dressin like hitler and tell ppl your so strong you could carry 20 ppl ( then pull out a bag of ashes and show em the.( if you uses some type of food for the ash it would also be funney after pulling out the bag, open it , pull a pinch out then taste some.... then let them know o wait 19... then make a comment about what race they are like if your talkin to a white person, you could be like hmm white ppl tasty.... kinda taste like skittles. and then just walk away lol

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Wholy fucking debacle of sentence structure, punctuation, and spelling.

You could go as an inner city English teacher. haha

Yeh,that's a great idea! YOU could go as the internet grammar nazti!

Alright, I know that I am mixing two holidays here, however the Christmas song played on SNL several years ago popped in my head...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/WhwbxEfy7fg

How about going as a giant condom; (should be easy to make a costume up) then have your OL go as a pregnancy tester...

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Originally Posted by NeeD4SpeeD

I'm sure if i could use that somehow and add an offense to womens rights im sure it'll be most offensive... That and i won't be getting laid that evening lol

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Get a box of Tampons, red die and some branch’s with leaf’s still on them. Tie die’d tampons to them and go as a cotton plant.

How about dressing up like a pregnant Altar Boy? That would piss off almost everybody! LOL