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03-20-2006, 04:19 PM
KyleLs1

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Originally Posted by Moyso

It's Canadia to me champ.

Been watching the Commonwealth games latley?

You guys versus us Aussies?

We are kickin' your Candian asses all over the place.

Swimming, track and field, athletics....You guys suck at sport...

There's like 32 million of you compared to 20 million of us, and we kick you guys like the week little bitches you are.

Stick to moose shooting and ice skating, you freaks!:lmao:

Never in my life have i shot a moose, skated on ice, or watched the commonwealth games

who gives a flying fuck about swimming or track and field? sorry if i dont feel SHAME for being a canadian because WE as a whole are not good at swimming or track and field :Ohno:

Fuck Australia :blowme:

Here are some FACTS about Australia
Q: What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans/Canadians throw away?
A: Snot.

Q: What's the Australian male's idea of foreplay ?
A: "WAAKE UUUP !!!"

Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Sixteen. One to change the bulb and 15 to stand around saying, "Goodonya mate."

Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral
03-20-2006, 04:52 PM
Moyso

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Originally Posted by KyleLs1

Never in my life have i shot a moose, skated on ice, or watched the commonwealth games

who gives a flying fuck about swimming or track and field? sorry if i dont feel SHAME for being a canadian because WE as a whole are not good at swimming or track and field :Ohno:

Fuck Australia :blowme:

Here are some FACTS about Australia
Q: What do Australians put in their pockets that Americans/Canadians throw away?
A: Snot.

Q: What's the Australian male's idea of foreplay ?
A: "WAAKE UUUP !!!"

Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
A: Sixteen. One to change the bulb and 15 to stand around saying, "Goodonya mate."

Q: What is the difference between an Australian wedding and an Australian funeral?
A: One less drunk at the funeral

Is your best retaliation to use tired old Leno quality jokes on me?

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Are you f^cken 12 years old mate?:lol:

Give it up champ.:dunno:

You're as pathetic as your weak ass athletes.

Go back to being America's bitch aye! :loser:
03-20-2006, 04:59 PM
KyleLs1

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Originally Posted by Moyso

Is your best retaliation to use tired old Leno quality jokes on me?

come up with something better then....:dunno:
03-20-2006, 05:15 PM
Moyso

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Originally Posted by KyleLs1

come up with something better then....:dunno:

Your Canadian, what else do I have to say?

That alone is enough to make most people laugh....:lmao:
03-20-2006, 05:19 PM
Bigrus

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Originally Posted by Moyso

Your Canadian, what else do I have to say?

That alone is enough to make most people laugh....:lmao:

Sorry did i miss something where australia became some super power country? What else does your country offer besides croc hunters, and movies about croc hunters, or leather wearing pig fuckers?
03-20-2006, 05:47 PM
KyleLs1

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Originally Posted by Bigrus

Sorry did i miss something where australia became some super power country? What else does your country offer besides croc hunters, and movies about croc hunters, or leather wearing pig fuckers?

Well Put :notworthy:
03-20-2006, 07:11 PM
Moyso

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Originally Posted by Bigrus

Sorry did i miss something where australia became some super power country? What else does your country offer besides croc hunters, and movies about croc hunters, or leather wearing pig fuckers?

We don't need to invade countries and threaten other's with atomic war to gain respect in the international community.

And the last time I looked, Vietnam wasn't a super power either, but they brought you guys to your knees.

A moron with a big gun is still just a moron....
03-20-2006, 07:13 PM
91Z28

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Originally Posted by Moyso

We don't need to invade countries and threaten other's with atomic war to gain respect in the international community.

And the last time I looked, Vietnam wasn't a super power either, but they brought you guys to your knees.

A moron with a big gun is still just a moron....

lmao@ the Vietnam comment. 1.2 million killed gooks, yeah we got our asses kicked. We got owned by our own fucking public. Gay ass fucking hippies.
03-20-2006, 07:23 PM
Moyso

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Originally Posted by 91Z28

lmao@ the Vietnam comment. 1.2 million killed gooks, yeah we got our asses kicked. We got owned by our own fucking public. Gay ass fucking hippies.

Land of the free.........

Gotta love these guys.....:lol:
03-20-2006, 07:25 PM
91Z28

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Originally Posted by Moyso

Land of the free.........

Gotta love these guys.....:lol:

I never said I didn't agree that they should have been allowed to be retards. They still fucked us over and changed our country for the worse.
03-20-2006, 07:33 PM
Moyso

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Originally Posted by 91Z28

I never said I didn't agree that they should have been allowed to be retards. They still fucked us over and changed our country for the worse.

Mate, it was just what the Iraq things about. MONEY.

Do the rich college guys go to war?

No, it's the dumb working class and poorly educated that stand up to defend the mighty US of A.

They have done since Korea.

The military and industrial complex in the US controls everything. In th 60's it was about arms and positioning the US in South East Asia. Today it's about controling the oil so fat soccer mums can drive SUV's to the mall.

And the good old US soldier gets stuck in the middle, fighting people they have no fight with so Bush and his mates can get even wealthier.

Blame the liberals or the gays or the Scientologists if you like.

But it's big business that runs the US and if a few thousand poor dumb kids get killed to keep the stock high, well, that's just the price of 'doin biness'..
03-20-2006, 07:37 PM
Y2KBird

How do people get from Leno Sucks to international bashing? Im sure these 2 individuals have a lot to do with how their countrys athletes perform. boo frickity hoo.
I didnt realize uneducated individuals would wipe their deep seeded uninformed hatered for countries they know nothing about over Jay Leno. :dunno:
03-20-2006, 07:40 PM
91Z28

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Originally Posted by Y2KBird

How do people get from Leno Sucks to international bashing? Im sure these 2 individuals have a lot to do with how their countrys athletes perform. boo frickity hoo.
I didnt realize uneducated individuals would wipe their deep seeded uninformed hatered for countries they know nothing about over Jay Leno. :dunno:

I don't like it either. There are lots of Canadians, Australians, and Brits on most of the other boards and there is never any kind of "nation bashing". A while back a few trolls from Australia came in here stirring up shit and it hasn't been the same since.
03-20-2006, 07:48 PM
Moyso

Check back through the thread. I made some comments about Leno and some American jerk decided to have a go at my country....

Check your facts....
03-20-2006, 07:59 PM
BillyT

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Originally Posted by Y2KBird

How do people get from Leno Sucks to international bashing? Im sure these 2 individuals have a lot to do with how their countrys athletes perform. boo frickity hoo.
I didnt realize uneducated individuals would wipe their deep seeded uninformed hatered for countries they know nothing about over Jay Leno. :dunno:

This Site Being Invaded By Obnoxious Trouble Making Aussies????
03-20-2006, 08:40 PM
Hi-Po

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Originally Posted by Moyso

We don't need to invade countries and threaten other's with atomic war to gain respect in the international community.

And the last time I looked, Vietnam wasn't a super power either, but they brought you guys to your knees.

A moron with a big gun is still just a moron....

Your a damn queer. Take your Aussy ass away from LS1. I dont think i've ever seen a fucking dumbass Aussy say anything relavent to a topic besides riping on Americans. FUCK YOU, YOUR GIRL LOVES AMERICAN DICK. Go drown yourself in some damn alligator infested water and never speak here again. We can all benefit from you making a documentary about some Gator's and dying. Picking battles with a almost 100% American crowd is never smart. But your an Aussy. It says it all. Run along now, mate.
03-20-2006, 08:41 PM
Hi-Po

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Originally Posted by BillyT

This Site Being Invaded By Obnoxious Trouble Making Aussies????

ive never agreed with you more Billy
03-20-2006, 08:53 PM
91Z28

Hi Po, you are just making us look dumb man. There are no Alligators in Australia. Only America and China have Alligators.
03-20-2006, 08:57 PM
D!ck

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Originally Posted by Moyso

Is your best retaliation to use tired old Leno quality jokes on me?

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Are you f^cken 12 years old mate?:lol:

Give it up champ.:dunno:

You're as pathetic as your weak ass athletes.

Go back to being America's bitch aye! :loser:

that lil rippa gotya. you got :Owned: by the aussie. if you want to know y they are better at sport, its because they are the blood of british prisoners. you blowks are just lazie french canadian Zed sayin assholes. ask the three dead trolls aka from your town. toronto song
03-20-2006, 08:57 PM
Bigrus

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Originally Posted by Moyso

We don't need to invade countries and threaten other's with atomic war to gain respect in the international community.

And the last time I looked, Vietnam wasn't a super power either, but they brought you guys to your knees.

A moron with a big gun is still just a moron....

Good come back so it went from me bagging on your movies, and you to you bagging on hundreds of men who died? Last time i checked no one needed or wanted australia in this game of life it was more or less a dumping ground.

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