Little People Creep Me Out

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Originally Posted by Aetos

woah, your head only reaches the top of the bar counter!!!

:vodka::vodka:

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it's not too bad, i've lucked out and had a few brauds think i was just a fuzzy barstool :lick:

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

it's not too bad, i've lucked out and had a few brauds think i was just a fuzzy barstool :lick:

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I don't see how they could think you're a fuzzy barstool according to that picture.....

:booty::booty:

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we love ya tss, lol

:hahano:

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

:hahano:

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Yeah. As much as they creep me out, I'm just trying to get some laughs.

What is the accepted vernacular anyways?

little people!

Technically, while short in stature, TSS is not considered a midget or dwarf (there is a difference between the 2) as he is over 42" (3'-6") tall.

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Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Technically, while short in stature, TSS is not considered a midget or dwarf (there is a difference between the 2) as he is over 42" (3'-6") tall.

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So I don't have to feel bad posting this?

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Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Technically, while short in stature, TSS is not considered a midget or dwarf (there is a difference between the 2) as he is over 42" (3'-6") tall.

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As a fan of the show “Little People, Big World”, I saw the episode where they had the little people (LP) sports competition.

One of the guys on the basketball team was 4’10” and was described as the “Shaq of Little People”. I am pretty sure it was TSS.

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Originally Posted by gwballin

As a fan of the show “Little People, Big World”, I saw the episode where they had the little people (LP) sports competition.

One of the guys on the basketball team was 4’10” and was described as the “Shaq of Little People”. I am pretty sure it was TSS.

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:lol:

i'm 5'3" on a good day, but dont' have any hoop skillz. And i poke fun at my height all the time so no don't slice your wrists just yet, Levi.

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

i'm 5'3" on a good day, but dont' have any hoop skillz. And i poke fun at my height all the time so no don't slice your wrists just yet, Levi.

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Thank god. I was on the edge.

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Thank god. I was on the edge.

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Little people lie a lot, and this particular one has dyslexia. TSS is really 3'5".


So, you still shouldn't feel bad because little people don't have feelings.

Just point and laugh at them!!

:lol::lol:

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Originally Posted by Aetos

Little people lie a lot, and this particular one has dyslexia. TSS is really 3'5".


So, you still shouldn't feel bad because little people don't have feelings.

Just point and laugh at them!!

:lol::lol:

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I feel much better. Ever seen that movie "In Bruges" where the midget talks about how the Chinese, black, and midget people are going to unite and take over the world in a fight against white people?

^^:haha:

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Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

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Well, anyways. I feel it might be the end of us white people, with TSS leading them.

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Well, anyways. I feel it might be the end of us white people, with TSS leading them.

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Theres one problem in the plan to Unite blacks, chinese, and midgets and I will explain it now.


1) Black people are tall
2) Midgets are short
3) Therefore, blacks and midgets can't communicate properly from their lack of being able to hear eachother.

1) Black people and midgets talk somewhat relatively the same english
2) Chinese speak uncypherable ching-english
3) Therefore, blacks/midgets can't properly communicate with the chinese.


Here we have it, no lines of communication can be created between these 3 distinct groups so us white people are fine.

:hide::hide:

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Originally Posted by Aetos

Theres one problem in the plan to Unite blacks, chinese, and midgets and I will explain it now.


1) Black people are tall
2) Midgets are short
3) Therefore, blacks and midgets can't communicate properly from their lack of being able to hear eachother.

1) Black people and midgets talk somewhat relatively the same english
2) Chinese speak uncypherable ching-english
3) Therefore, blacks/midgets can't properly communicate with the chinese.


Here we have it, no lines of communication can be created between these 3 distinct groups so us white people are fine.

:hide::hide:

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Dude there is one fatal flaw with your proposal.

They all learned how to speak with their minds from the Jews. They're all psychic! White people are fucked!

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Originally Posted by levityinc3

Dude there is one fatal flaw with your proposal.

They all learned how to speak with their minds from the Jews. They're all psychic! White people are fucked!

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That is preposterous. The blacks couldn't accumulate enough money to pay off the jews to teach them anything!!

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Originally Posted by Aetos

That is preposterous. The blacks couldn't accumulate enough money to pay off the jews to teach them anything!!

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Shit, you're right.

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Originally Posted by Aetos

Theres one problem in the plan to Unite blacks, chinese, and midgets and I will explain it now.


1) Black people are tall
2) Midgets are short
3) Therefore, blacks and midgets can't communicate properly from their lack of being able to hear eachother.

1) Black people and midgets talk somewhat relatively the same english
2) Chinese speak uncypherable ching-english
3) Therefore, blacks/midgets can't properly communicate with the chinese.


Here we have it, no lines of communication can be created between these 3 distinct groups so us white people are fine.

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Don't forget about the African Pygmy tribes. They are no taller than the average midget.