So I am at my buddys house

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02-20-2009, 10:46 PM
Firebug

Dont americans have a toilet brush in the dunny? I mean, how the hell do you all scrub the crap off your ass after you finished backing one out? Handfuls of wadded paper or something??!! :Potty:
02-20-2009, 11:26 PM
Spikito

maybe she wasnt using the toilet, just the mirror to touch up make-up, the owner was whoever was before her
02-20-2009, 11:34 PM
Anthracis

Maybe it was bigfoot! Turd description fits!
02-21-2009, 05:12 AM
0rion

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firebug

Dont americans have a toilet brush in the dunny? I mean, how the hell do you all scrub the crap off your ass after you finished backing one out? Handfuls of wadded paper or something??!! :Potty:

this is america.....we use $100 bills. You guys keep a brush for scrubbing your ass' with? Who gets to clean that? :D
02-21-2009, 05:21 AM
doberman 152

Should have broke out the phone and snapped a picture to post it on http://www.ratemypoo.com/ :lol: :hide:
02-21-2009, 07:57 AM
LS1FirehawkWS6

Ahhhh, LoL... I always enjoy a good story about poop.
02-21-2009, 07:59 AM
bmyers

got pics of this giant turd?
02-21-2009, 08:01 AM
86 IROC-Z

Welcome to my life.
02-21-2009, 08:02 AM
LS1FirehawkWS6

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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Welcome to my life.

You, sir, still hold the gold medal for funniest poop story of all time. With the MSPaint pics and all. :yay: :lmao:
02-21-2009, 08:48 AM
El Toro Loco

thats fawkin great Sarge:rockon:
02-21-2009, 01:31 PM
Firebug

Quote:

Originally Posted by 0rion

this is america.....we use $100 bills. You guys keep a brush for scrubbing your ass' with? Who gets to clean that? :D

I dunno, when I finish rinsing the toothpaste out of it, it seems to come back to pearly white... :D
02-21-2009, 02:53 PM
Sarge

I wanna look up that lil girls ass and see where that thing came from. By the way my buddy said he knows who put the turd in the linen drawer :) He said it was another of my buddies who got pretty hammered that night. He is sure of it. He aint gonna invite him to no more parties.
So what have we learned here....
1. Lil women can take massive shits.
2. If it is in the bowl and you walk in you have Giant Turd Ownership.
3. Please put cable cutters/blow torches/shovels/picks in your guest bathroom.
4. The drunkest mother fucker at the party gets the blame for everything.
02-23-2009, 02:37 PM
bigrondownhiller

Awesome story.
02-23-2009, 04:11 PM
4get gto

One of the best storys I've heard in a while....Bar none.

BTW if you can't find anything else to break it up----- A Tooth brush works wonders....Nobody will know till the next morning......:luvlove:
02-23-2009, 08:40 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4get gto

One of the best storys I've heard in a while....Bar none.

BTW if you can't find anything else to break it up----- A Tooth brush works wonders....Nobody will know till the next morning......:luvlove:

:look:
02-23-2009, 11:04 PM
ArcticZ06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge

4. The drunkest mother fucker at the party gets the blame for everything.

Very true!
02-23-2009, 11:16 PM
Pony_Eater

hahaha thats about all you can say to that hahah
02-23-2009, 11:39 PM
suede

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarge

I wanna look up that lil girls ass and see where that thing came from. By the way my buddy said he knows who put the turd in the linen drawer :) He said it was another of my buddies who got pretty hammered that night. He is sure of it. He aint gonna invite him to no more parties.
So what have we learned here....
1. Lil women can take massive shits.
2. If it is in the bowl and you walk in you have Giant Turd Ownership.
3. Please put cable cutters/blow torches/shovels/picks in your guest bathroom.
4. The drunkest mother fucker at the party gets the blame for everything.

Ain't that the truth...
02-23-2009, 11:55 PM
95camaroZNC

This is the funniest thing ive heard and will probably hear this year, i have no doubts. :lmao:
02-24-2009, 02:56 AM
bluefields88

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Originally Posted by doberman 152

Should have broke out the phone and snapped a picture to post it on http://www.ratemypoo.com/ :lol: :hide:

Oh man, I could dominate that site.

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