still waiting....did you txt her allready? i have to leave soon, so hope she gets back quick.
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still waiting....did you txt her allready? i have to leave soon, so hope she gets back quick.
Damn I haven't seen TSS this excited on here ever before :lol:
If I had my ex's numbers still we'd be blowing that shit up right now but I tossed em.
wow ok maybe i should clue you guys in on 80's pop culture... i'm sure some of us here got my reference. glad to see i broke the give out the numbers ice though lololol :rotfl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I
YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!omg
wow...been a long day for me man, you can't pull shit like that with me ok! damn it...touché
??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!1Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
WHOA
Okay so I convinced my friend to text our other friends mom.. She's pretty weird in the sense that she jokes about sleeping with her sons friends.
Him:When you gonna let me finally tap that???
Her:....excuse me?
Him: I'm a young bull ready to charge
Her: You must be drunk again...
Him: We don't have to tell Jason come on
Her: Lol okay seriously thats not funny
Him: It would be my honor to be his new stepfather
Her: lmao okay you can stop
Him: It's not that simple
-5 minutes
Him: I take it by your silence you're on your way over
Him: It's a joke momma!!! it was for a car site prank
Him: Hello??
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Originally Posted by JHayesLS1
:haha: :sex:
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R
Jenny, Jenny who can I turn to....... :lmao:
I mean cmon..... who doesn't want at least one MILF in their lifetime :naughty:
So long as she's a good looking MILF.....Quote:
Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R
I asked one and I got:
Her: When you think your man enough to handle it!
Me: I've been feeling pretty manly lately... just don't laugh at me! (and told her why I asked)
Her: I would
I'm kinda seeing someone off and on... but that falls through I know where I'm going lol. I didn't bother with the one I'm seeing since I have enough times...no need to ask.
Just got another one:
Me: hey, so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: what?!
Her: are you drunk?
Me: its 7:00. no.
Me: well...?
Her: so you're drunk?
Me: i ain't drunk. just tryin' to hit that ass.
Her: yeah, not gonna happen.
Then she proceeds to get offended and I have to explain that it was only a joke. Turned out she was having a bad week, so I had to apologize.
That one didn't turn out so well. :lol:
at least i am getting told no by the same one not by many different ones :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by kickflippin1
which reminds me gotta ask her again.
Oh, I can see it now:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
Tony:
"So, AGAIN, when can I tap that?"
Kim:
"So, when can I hit ya over the head with a fryin pan or rollin pin?
I'm just texting random people i haven't talked to in a while. Not worried about whether i'll hit it or not. :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
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Originally Posted by Spaz
classic :drunk:
lol not quiteQuote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
me: so whe.......
her: ask someone else your still sick
me: but you lust the ferret(the pet name she came up with for the rod)
her: yes but i don't lust getting sick
me: face down ass up thats.....
her: stop,no, not saying it again.
me: so when you gonna let me tap that
her: I said no
me: you lied you said you wasn't going to say no again
her: get out of here
me: ~sigh~
Well the wife told me to ask someone else so I am gonna text a close female friend back home:D
me: when you going to let me tap that?
gf: hahaha whenever you want!
me: when you going to let me tap that?
gf younger sister: EW... WTF I'm underage
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl 1: WHATTTT????
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl2: lol last time you did, I didnt crap right for a month
(one liner from bad santa)
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl3: you have a way with words, this weekend!!! sssh dont tell bf or gf
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl4: jason you already have, plus you have a gf that I actually like this time, couldnt do that to amber
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl5: sorry done sleeping with taken guys
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl6: you know I just started dating someone, whom just read that, what the hell, jason!
me: when you going to let me tap that?
girl7: sorry you have a gf, all you get is pictures now and memories!
I will have more soon...
Ok this is horrible
me: so when you gonna let me tap that
her: wait! what? Your married!
me: yea she told me to ask someone else
her: well how long have we known each other
me: 16 years
her: out of those 16 years why did you never ask
me: because either you was single and i was dating or vice versa
her: how many time have you seen me in my underwear or naked
me:lots and lots
her: well remember those times and go to the shower and jerk it
me: damnit thats what the wife said the other day
her: well think of us both while your doing it
me: your not helping, your evil
her: I know but you still love me
me: damnit, yea
her: BTW stevie(her BF) is on the pbnation site, he already tried it on me
me: SUMBITCH
i think the girls i know would come kick my ass for trying stuff like this..... i'm sure there must be someone.... hmmmm
:lol: DAYUM!!! Cut ya off at "whe..."Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
ffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uu :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
me: hey babe when you gonna let me tap that
Wife: i do not think you want to do that
me: i bet i do
wife: no you do not, shes flowin' pretty good today
me: ewwww ( i walked out of the room.)
Ah...the Crimson Flow time eh? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Chops
:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet Chops
I call it the crimson tide, the wife named it emily. well she can't use that excuse cause she rarely gets them due to her being on the depo shot.
I wonder what the result would have been if LS1Camino tried that with his fianccee at Spazapalloza. They are too cute.
AHHHH yes i remeber when my wife was on that. they where the good old days :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
=fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuQuote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
Me: hey, when you going to let me tap that?
Her: excuse me? who is this?
Me: Alex...
Her: Who gave you my number?
Me: You're not answering the question...
Never got a reply back after that...probably ruined any shot I had with her, but doesn't sound like I had much to start with lol.
:lol: Yeah, prob not when she didn't even know how you were... and didn't seem too happy about you knowing her number.. :denied:Quote:
Originally Posted by Smkn_TA
you see the one i sent to my friend that i have a pic of on my toolbox lol that was really an epic failQuote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
I had a feeling that was her. :lol: She's probably sayin :WTF: right now. :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
And...yes...EPIC FAIL.
:haha:
No not WTF, but she is laughing at me hard. but dang she is the best female friend a guy could have without tapping her :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
Mewonders if her bf has tried this yet? :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
yea,and failed
I did...twice :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by ls1camino
I don't even have to ask...it's a blessing and a curse being with a girl that has a sex drive higher than mine...Quote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
Can we swap? Mine has about half that of my drive lolQuote:
Originally Posted by ls1camino
lol...no, sorry. It's great when I'm not working all of the time and I have the energy to keep up with her.Quote:
Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1
Wade
so when you gonna let me hit that?
12:49amAngela
the day after never...
Wade: when are you gonna let me tap that
Me: Shut the fuck up, queer
Wade: C'mon, please. I'll beg
Me: Go fuck yourself, fag.
these are supposed to be acutal conversations taking place, not some made up bs, cuz your too big of a panzie to try it.....lolQuote:
Originally Posted by korndawg
Wade
so when you gonna let me hit that?
1:03amBobbie
lol shut the fuck up.. this isnt even wade
1:04amWade
yup, its me, wanna make another $50 mistake?
1:05amBobbie
lol.. umm ok..it is you
1:05amWade
yup, so how bout it
1:07amBobbie
umm.. idk about that.. last time you told everyone!!.. the fucking branding van!
1:11amWade
hey, what happens in the van stays in the van, thats how its supposed to be
Ask her if she wants to make 20 dollars the hard way.
sending this to a friend now.... lets see what happens....
Okay... update... She's a married woman that I've know for years...
Me: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
Her: Wow haven't heard from you in a while.
Me: True, so... answer my question.
Her: Whenever you're ready.
Me: Lunch ?
Her: You have time ?
Me: I can take an executive lunch hour.
Her: Remeber who's down the way from you (her hubby)
Me: I'll get the room, you just meet me there, deal?
Her: noon'ish ?
Me: till about 2:00 ?
Her: Let me know where.
See ya fellas !!
what a filthy whore...
That's kinda what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
but how she loves to ride..... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
and she's CLEAN !!!
alright... i'm giving this a shot lololol
Me: hey
Her: Hey =)
Me: So.... when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: ...'cuse me?
ME: is that a no?
oh well
i hope she gets aids for being a cheating cunt...Quote:
Originally Posted by SleeperC5
Me: So, when you gonna let me tap that?
Girl in the rotation: I can’t believe u just texted me that!!
Me: That doesn’t answer my question…
I haven’t heard back from her since last night, guess her description in the above dialogue should be “girl that used to be in the rotation” lol.
:lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by gwballin
remember..karma is a bitch..and you sir are pissing on itQuote:
Originally Posted by SleeperC5
update:
Me: Bah...... go google "so when you gonna let me tap that" you can calm down now :-( didn't wanna piss you off.....
Her: lol what comes up? I don't have a computer
Me: It's a net thing... txt people and write that.... soo what happens. you apparently fo not want that tapped lol. Sometimes responses can be amusing
Her: lmao... its just i've gotten shit like that before when my friends were drunk or high shit and i thought it was a lil early for it lmao
me: oh so you do want that tap but thought i was high this early in the morning.... i see :-D
Her: yeah you caught me haha
Me: ppppsssshhh then that means all you need is a time and a place like woah!
Her: haha I'll let you know lulz
Me: nice it'll be epic. epic tap FTW
Her: lmao... awesome
me: oh so now that i'm not high and you are committed to the tap it's funny
her: lmao it's funny when the persons high too... just not when you're at work and its 1030am! haha
me: you better not laugh during this tap. you seem to be laughing a lot. the only thing i want to hear once tapping commences is moans of ecstasy.
This is fun lolol
ha ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R
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Originally Posted by Spaz
:dunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by shady milkman
You guys are pissed because this woman wants to screw me since she's unhappy in her marriage.....
If I was 19 years old you guys would be praising the fact that I'm getting ready to do a MILF......
What a bunch of hypocrites...... :lol: Well I'm going to NAIL IT either way. :yup:
negative..i dont give a shit about nailing a milf..that is awesome ..and if you were 19 i would still get on your case...its bad karma to be with a married woman..so call me a hypocrite all you want..but its the truth..and not to mention..i would expect poor judgment from a 19 year old..but not someone of your ageQuote:
Originally Posted by SleeperC5
I am absolutely sure that your age has nothing to do with the responses you are getting from spaz and shady given what I know about their character.Quote:
Originally Posted by SleeperC5
The reality is that having sex with a woman you know to be married is a shitty thing to do. If she is that unhappy in her marriage the easiest solution is to end the marriage, not be a cunt and cheat on her husband.
zing ..that summed it upQuote:
Originally Posted by gwballin
:lol:
You guys are something else.... to each his own...
OH This is effen hilarious
me: hey hon?
her: no not until your better
me: wha? oh , no not that!
her: yes that your not tapping this until; your better
me: no I mean i was going to ask you where you put the weedeater line so i can weedeat and then mow
her: oh
I guess to much of that got me tapping her on her mind, so now she has sex on the brain.
man she is going to tear ur ass up when ur better :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
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Originally Posted by SleeperC5
she is married... if the dumb cunt wants to fuck other people then the skank ass should get divorced... what a fucking infestation... and i wouldn't praise any one who commits adultery...
so spaz tell us how u really feel :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
Morals have no place in Off-topic
let me put it this way... assuming your parents are still married imagine some dude fucking your mom behind your dads back... think about that one there cheif...Quote:
Originally Posted by SleeperC5
i'd send her thourgh a wood chipper if she was close enough...Quote:
Originally Posted by neverenuff
:gtfo:Quote:
Originally Posted by Soltakr
they've been divorced for years...... :spit:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
you're going down a wrong road here......
:iagree:Quote:
Originally Posted by Soltakr
:sillyme: you just don't get it...Quote:
Originally Posted by SleeperC5
No, you're wrong.... I'm on my way to get it right now !! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
eh... you're probably full of shit any way... so it's a useless argument...Quote:
Originally Posted by SleeperC5
i hope you wrap up when you think of how many people have been in there before you NOT giving a shit
I commited adultry once, but the damn biyatch didn't tell me she was married and her hubby walked in on us :sex:. the dumb bastard walked out and came back later and was blaming himself. I felt bad for him and cussed her like there was no tomorrow.
that is different though... knowing and doing is just wrong... :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
Lot of that going around. I wish people would admit they want something else and get it over with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
Not gonna send this to my wife.. as it wouldn't go well now..
She commited adultery, not you.Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo25_1
I wonder if EliminatorZ28 took a break from singing his Elvis songs and is texting all his guy friends right now.
You're a funny guy.... :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
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Originally Posted by shady milkman
Yes I did.... and it was an interesting lunch. :yup:
yes she did !! :sex:Quote:
Originally Posted by rbob93
:yup:
^
I hope you rot in hell!
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Originally Posted by Grimpala
As stated earlier....Quote:
Originally Posted by Soltakr
:lol:
:haha:
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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
Another ass that SleeperC5 has had:rotfl:
You'd "tap" Sleeper?:ughlaugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by third_shift|studios
And your significant other wasn't bad either.... :lmao:Quote:
Originally Posted by SMWS6TA
Uh, no.Quote:
Originally Posted by transamprincess98
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Originally Posted by SleeperC5
:think:MY hand?!?, when the hell you saw each other, Damn it....
Me: Hi
Wife: Ho lmao
Me: So when you gonna let me tap that again?
Wife: Cum home n we will send kids outside lol
Me: Hav been thinkin bout leaving here.
Wife: I love u! Wish u were here! Call n set appt for friday
Long pause while I'm thinking WTF
Wife: Tried 2 send that message 3 times n every time u texd me it threw it n 2 drafts.
At lunch we had talked about setting up an appoitment to see our lawyer.
Long pause while I started typing this in and wrote up an offer for a client
Wife: R U comn r not
Me: Not till I get hom
Wife: Whens that?
Me: 10 Mins and I'll lea . . .
Why am I still on the computer? C you all later!:laid:
So... you're getting divorced ? :thinkin:Quote:
Originally Posted by blackcar
