He didn't say "weird", he said "werd".....as in he agrees :lol:
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[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miPzwBcPEg4[/ame]
:yum:^^^:lmao::lmao:
"haha" that's gotta be one of the funniest vids. What channel does that show play?
IFC
Heres a couple of my wife. Thats my goofy lookin self in the first one.
Sorry if some of them are huge. I've never learned to resize pics cause I hardly ever post any
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...15_2237233.jpg
The one on the right. The left is my sister with the headlamp on her head. We're gettin ready to go caving at Carter Caves in Kentucky in the pic
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...2/100_2997.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...2/100_2917.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...2002/bewbs.jpg
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e1...2/d4e6aef3.jpg
Thats her in my avatar too by the way
nice!!!!!
I will have to dig up a few more pics
Get to see this one tomorrow.... pretty jacked about that....
http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/sim...0cf38fea0b.jpg
http://www.pimpandhost.com/media/sim...e02a8ebc4d.jpg
Good catch sir
I don't think that's a wedding dress
which means you won't marry her. If you get approval from family members before her, you're doomed.
Get a chance to marry her meaning a serious relationship?
nice man, best of luck to you
for sure, guess i better whore it up before then, get it outa my system lol
And post pics...
lol i asked for and got a digital camera for christmas.....
Is she flaring her nostrils or did you piss her off or somethin?
How about a girl who is married to another guy, but wants to have an affair with me? No bullshit. Met this chick the other day. I didn't see a ring on her finger. She gives me her number and I txt her. Well she later sent me this picture....
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4013/...a081b3ac_m.jpg
It was after she sent me that pic that she told me she was married and just wanted someone to mess around with...:eek2:
I'd hit it. Never seen a ring plug a hole. She's hot!
Thats a path I wouldn't want to take... but that might be too nice to pass up.
It didn't.
It was actually a very bad situation...as the women was a good friend's cousin.
We were drinking at her place and her husband was out of town. Everyone left...we were still in the hottub just bullshitting. Next thing I know...I am getting some ass.
My friend and I didn't talk for a few months.... :lmao:
Exactly my thinking.
So I'm really going back and forth on this one....
She sent me another picture tonight. So I definitely still have a chance at this if I decide to go through with it...:yum:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2797/...0249ef62_m.jpg
I was talking to my buddy who had a similar thing happen to him. He passed, but he says part of him has always regretted it. The problem here is the opportunity for her to just ruin my fucking life. I just wish she hadn't told me she was married...:suicide:
Just get more pictures of her. Do whatever you want. Just more pictures.
I'd at least hold out for many more pics!
rings dont plug holes man! hit that shit but def get more pics:Pics:
My wife left me in the summer of 08, so I found a girlfriend to keep me company. Best summer I ever had! My wife came crawling back in the fall and I took her back mostly because of financials. Still wondering if I made the right call. Here's a pic of the girlfriend. Can you believe she's in her 40's!
http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...g/P1020659.jpg
40's.....say whaaaaaaaaat!!! That's good :)
Yeah, and she was always horny! yeah, I'm a dumb ass. I had to give up her or the house. No kids, no baggage, I should have given up the house.
I think you made the right choice as far as the house, unless you could do with an apartment :) Besides, a house appreciates in value and women just the opposite, for the most part.
But I know how you feel bout lettin go of the gf....I'm sure you had many happy times:devil:
Yeah, The house is 5 blocks of the beach (Hence Beach Cruiser) and I built most of it out myself. Last appraisal was 400K+ In the end it will be better, but man was it a hard choice. You would agree if I shared some of the "better" pictures, but I won't do that to her.:devil:
Woke up to this sent to me...................
Highlight it to read it. I changed the color because it's not exactly appropriate reading material.
"I enjoy the erotic, sensual, and passionate side of sex. I love for a man to explore a woman's body and be in tune into all the things that will make her writhe and moan in pleasure. I am a moaner and a heavy breather, to me that is a much more sensual way to audibly make your pleasure known, the screaming becomes a bit too vocal sometimes. I love to be whispered dirty flirtations and erotically told how sexy I am and how good it feels to be inside me while you are thrusting deep and hard. I love deep, long, passionate kisses, all the passion begins there. Foreplay? My favorite, I want to explore your body, run my fingers, lips, tongue all over. I love teasing since the bigger the tease the greater the ecstasy.
Getting fucked against a wall while my hands are forcefully held and my skirt is still on...is more my style. I love to be fucked while I still have my skirt on, there is something extremely sensual about a short skirt and lifting it up to reveal the soft, pink prize that lies beneath. I would love for you to take me from behind, lift up that skirt, slowly slide into me, grab me by my wrists, and start nibbling on my ear whispering to me how hot I am, how hard I am making you, how tight and wet I feel while you penetrate me deep making sure I feel all of you with every thrust.
I really like to take it from behind, that is a favorite of mine especially when the man knows how to dominate it from that side. The variety of what can be done from behind is so great, it can open up new pleasure centers and different angles of penetration. I like it all, standing up while our hips grind together, fully embraced with your hands cupping my breasts and pinching my nipples. I want to put my head down and my ass sticking straight in the air so you can penetrate me from a steep angle like a jackhammer, flexing your knees every time you thrust all the way deep into my wetness. I like just lying down in bed, on my stomach, legs spread while you enter me slowly and deeply from behind then wrap your warm body around mine, biting and kissing the back of my neck, whispering dirty thoughts into my ear, tightly embracing me with your arms so our bodies are one, watching my face change between the smile and tensions of ultimate pleasure every time you slide in and out of me.
I love oral sex, both giving and receiving. I love for a man to spend some time between a woman's thighs, love 69 and doing a mutual oral session. I would suggest you leave my panties on at first, kissing and caressing my inner thighs, gently nuzzling up against my kitty. I want my panties to get moist before you take them off, it really turns me on for some reason. I would love for you to tease and tease making me toss and turn begging for more until I might just forcefully push your head down and tell you to get some serious work done. I would love to lay on my side and go down on you so you can play with my clit and feel how wet I am getting as my tongue is working your head and shaft. I get wet while giving a blowjob, and that is a true sign of someone that loves giving head (get my point)
Nipple play...love it, want it. Would love for you to explore my nipples and figure out what makes me go crazy.
I love to grind on top of you while we join hands, leaning back and enjoying the "ride" is so fucking hot, perhaps my favorite of all. I really enjoy the face to face, sitting up style of sex, it is extremely sensual. I would wrap my legs around you while you mount your cock so we are connected, then I can go to work on you… slow and sensuous grind. And I am really good at grinding. Have you seen the shape of my hips, my waist? You will find that it is the ultimate in sexiness in watching a woman with arched back and neck, moaning in pleasure, grinding and riding in a supremely passionate, primal., and uncontrollable state. A woman who knows how to ride is a woman who knows how to fuck.
I do enjoy "sexy" sex, done with class, yet naughty enough to have lots of fun. No kink necessary, that stuff usually replaces passion and sensuality. I prefer to be focused on touching, kissing, and being in tune with pleasuring each other. Remember...the classier it is....the naughtier it gets"
With this picture......
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4049/...c515af29_m.jpg
:seesaw::seesaw::seesaw:
i think you and the guy who is debating dating a porn star may have something in common....
all seriousness aside...... "like a jackhammer" :rotfl:
:stupid:
one morning being hungover as fuck in hs, me and a buddy went to go eat at the local diner and sat at the bar, and this old guy pry 65ish and i struck up conversation and i talked with him while we ate, and he could tell we were pry still drunk, and was talking bout his wilder days, but as he went to leave, left us with "well boys, you seem to have a good start on life, but if ive learned anything in my days, its get as much as you can while you still can get it up, I dont care just how ugly she is or how drunk you are.... dont pass up any pussy"
we were picking ourselves up off the floor after that one.... so in the ol boy's honor, i have been doing my best to live my life this way lol
:lol:
he was a very wise man..... (dont agree with the ugly part lol)
I can think of a few girls that i didnt nail, could have, and the fact I passed on it still haunts me. :lol: other then that,
"when a girl offers you, her pussy, you take the pussy"
and if she is a cool/fun chic, then date her regardless of her past (porn or not)
Hey RoadRacer,
You definately ran into a Hottie there from what I can see. Where did you meet this woman ?
Body is definately bumping. How's the Face look ?
Also if you decide to Hit it Wear a Helmet. Protect yourself. Std's are not cool. Make sure you ain't F'In with a Cop's woman. Food for Thought.
thats the thing...shes pursuing him......in my mind, shes already cheating.
if she were my wife, and i found out the whole situation, I'd be upset with her...i mean hell, hes a guy, shes hot, and throwing it at him. I don't think he did anything wrong.
but then again this is coming from a guy who has slept with married women
thats typical cheaters (tv show) mentallity.... (possesion and broke ego)
you can not be mad at the person that is fucking your spouse (unless its a friend or relative)... you can only be mad at your spouse. If anything that person did you a favor, now you can divorce your spouse, before wasting anymore time with them, bust them adultry, and they get nothing...
ive cheated and ive been cheated on.... after the fact you move on and find somebody new to date or have a relationship... hopefully somebody that you want cheat on or being cheated on by...
I gotta agree that it's wrong to F with a married woman. But.... Dude she's got a freakin short story written out that I'm sure has been passed around before. This obviously isn't her first rodeo. Probably copy pastes it into msg's. Go do your think man...
The whole taking her/him for everything is BS, my wife left me and moved in with another guy, during the divorce negotiations, the best I could get was she keeps her Vette, I keep my T/A and Boat and I pay her 150K for the house that I built and paid for... It all unraveled when we started talking about her 50K horse that she bought while we were married that we had to split. I wanted the back half... She didn't want to cut him in half!
I think out of the whole deal I ended up with the horse's ass! But seriously, 6 months after we got back together she lost her 6 figure attorney job and started her own firm. We had to move the horse to her mothers house to board (1.5 hours away) Good things actually happen sometimes, her business is taking off and her mom has an olympic caliber rider riding the horse every day, only making him worth more money!
She openly admits she has done this before. She was with some other dude for nine months prior to me. Mind you, she was married this entire time. So she is not new to this game. She claims the only reason that ended is because that guy found someone else he wanted to date on a more serious level. So she gave him his space.
No strings attached, I'd say go for it. Just don't let her know where you live or where you work. you can always change your phone number. you have nothing to lose if you are not married, If her husband is so stupid that he dosen't suspect anything then there is no marriage in the first place.
We all have own opinions, just sharing mine. I'm not a young guy, just remember the post about the old man in the dinner from before. Let me edit this to clarify there are no children in the mix...
So I'm boinking the ex-wife of a cop. Funny thing was, when I met her, he had just gotten promoted to Sgt. and was put behind a desk. She has 2 kids, and is on a set schedule with them for visitation. Starting February he's supposed to going back out on street patrol and a rotating shift. Good thing I'll know when NOT to drive the Z around town, as she'll have her kids when he's working
I don't even know why you'd have to think about it... I'd definetly would have hit that by now. But I also think if I had married my ex I would be the guy getting cheated on lol but I'm sure he knew what he was getting into... right or wrong, if you can't figure out your with a whore, its's your own fault. I knew I was, but it was a new experience and I learned alot... like never marry a whore!
Dude, the paragraph alone she typed gave me a semi. But think of if it happened to you. And the whole karma thing if you believe in that.