Pictures of my Mom’s hot friend.

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Originally Posted by cant.b.caught.z28

the older women I know aren't impressed by speeding and trying to show off in your car, so just a heads up... stay the speed limit, and use your turn signals. it might help ya get in her pants faster...

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Fuck that, she drives faster than I do.

She always speeds around in her car.

She also really likes my Z28, I gave her a ride in it.

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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

Fuck that, she drives faster than I do.

She always speeds around in her car.

She also really likes my Z28, I gave her a ride in it.

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A match made in Heaven. Hopefully I didn't jinx ya.

My mom also told me that she said, “if your son was older I would…” and she started giggling.

I blew a hole in my pants after I heard that. LOL


But the weird thing is, she has gone out with 20 and 21 year olds in the past.

Why the fuck do I have to be older?

older you mean?

Least this thread will get ya back some cool points...cause you lost a shit load with all them flexin pics :lol:

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Originally Posted by cant.b.caught.z28

older you mean?

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Yes, I fixed it.

Why the fuck did I put younger? LOL

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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

My mom also told me that she said, “if your son was older I would…” and she started giggling.

I blew a hole in my pants after I heard that. LOL


But the weird thing is, she has gone out with 20 and 21 year olds in the past.

Why the fuck do I have to be older?

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I guess to go out and get drunk together...?:dunno:

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Originally Posted by Elimin8tor Z28

My mom also told me that she said, “if your son was older I would…” and she started giggling.

I blew a hole in my pants after I heard that. LOL


But the weird thing is, she has gone out with 20 and 21 year olds in the past.

Why the fuck do I have to be older?

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She wants to fuck man...and you being her friends kid is a turn on for her. If she'll screw a 20 year old she'll do you...why else would she be hanging out with you. Make a move dude...trust me.

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Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Least this thread will get ya back some cool points...cause you lost a shit load with all them flexin pics :lol:

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But she likes my flexing pictures.

My Mom showed her at work, and she said “Wow, he is Huge”!

Next time I take her out I am wearing my tight black t-shirt. Not a baggy dress shirt.

Make sure you strap a 2x4 to your back just in case she's beat.

Nah, but seriously :hitit: Best of luck and post pics!!!

I bet she gets more than a shitty card for her birthday.

poor eliminator....its gonna be like a hotdog down a hallway for the lad.......

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Originally Posted by bandit95

poor eliminator....its gonna be like a hotdog down a hallway for the lad.......

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No way.

Just go for it, btw try to get her to model for you...

Where are said flexing pics? :D

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Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

Where are said flexing pics? :D

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oh no you didn't

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Originally Posted by JwMonE99

btw try to get her to model for you...

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She said she will, but nothing too skimpy like a bikini or anything.

Because she thinks that she gained weight.

I told her she looks great. But she still said no. Just regular pictures.

I will talk her into it though, I’m good at that.

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Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

oh no you didn't

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I sure as shit did. :p

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Originally Posted by Sassy Cassie

Where are said flexing pics? :D

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Picture removed.

I think a dude asked.

Fuck that.

cool points revoked :)