Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

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Originally Posted by That Guy 2-1

why can't you'll just be happy for him? lol

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Never said it was a bad thing :lol:

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Originally Posted by 35thLS1

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: That ass?
Me: lol yes that ass!
her: Let me know when you are available and i will work you in (giggity) to my schedule. :)

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i need more friends like this

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Originally Posted by Zabo

Dude, I may be new and all..

but you need your own sitcom.

Seriously. I don't think I have ever seen as epic a thread as this one. I'm stayin' :D

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that's pretty funny, yup we are the internets' most fun website. remember to pick on the people with red, blue and ESPECIALLY orange names and kiss butt to the green ones. :whistle:

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: What? Ur a dork
me: yea i know. sooo... u didnt answer. in need an answer
her: No dork
me: well ur no fun

she never replyed back

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Originally Posted by 35thLS1

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: What? Ur a dork
me: yea i know. sooo... u didnt answer. in need an answer
her: No dork
me: well ur no fun

she never replyed back

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see, i have too many friends like that :sulk:

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

that's pretty funny, yup we are the internets' most fun website. remember to pick on the people with red, blue and ESPECIALLY orange names and kiss butt to the green ones. :whistle:

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:bat:

me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: Excuse me? What?
me: lol. I need an answer!
her: Sunshine I thought you knew - Im waiting and I mean until im married. Also even if I wasnt I dont sleep with boys im not with. Are you serious?
me:lol

1st victim:

Me:hey...
Her:huh?
Me:so when can I tap that?
Her: NEVER!! Shut up little kid, I'm not another one of your easy girls, ill hit you (and then she said my full name, indicating she's pissed)
Me: hahahahahaha

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Originally Posted by silverWS.6

1st victim:

Me:hey...
Her:huh?
Me:so when can I tap that?
Her: NEVER!! Shut up little kid, I'm not another one of your easy girls, ill hit you (and then she said my full name, indicating she's pissed)
Me: hahahahahaha

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:haha:

some one has to try this on thier mom or sister... :lmao:

:Popcorn:

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Originally Posted by Spaz

some one has to try this on thier mom or sister... :lmao:

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As I recall... you have both. Let us know how it works out.

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Originally Posted by pajeff02

As I recall... you have both. Let us know how it works out.

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they would know to check here right away... :lol:

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Originally Posted by Spaz

some one has to try this on thier mom or sister... :lmao:

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on pbnation they have..its hilarious

Me: When am I finally going to get to tap that shit?!?!
Her: Isn't it a little early in the day to be drunk?
Me: c'mon, let me make that sexy body go boom boom boom
Her: wow, wait till my bf sees this

wtf...you guys get hilarious and fun/teezing replies, and I get the bitch squad.

me: Hey babe, when you gonna let me tap that
her: Tonight!!! You can tap the baby to sleep fosho
me: ewwwwww

:think:

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Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Me: When am I finally going to get to tap that shit?!?!
Her: Isn't it a little early in the day to be drunk?
Me: c'mon, let me make that sexy body go boom boom boom
Her: wow, wait till my bf sees this

wtf...you guys get hilarious and fun/teezing replies, and I get the bitch squad.

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Tell her that her bf can watch. Then just PIIHB

2nd victim

Me:heeeeeey
Her: hiiii
Me:soooo when can I tap that?
Her:huh? Wat! Lol
Me:lol yes, when can I tap that?
Her:wat?
Me:you've never heard the term "can I tap that?"?
Her:yes edgar lol
Me:soooo when can I tap that? Lol
Her:lol ur dumb
Me:lol I need an answer!
Her:why do you need an answer!
Me:idk just lol
Her:ha r u bored?
Me:lol a little
Her:yea I can tell. Lol
Me:lol I still haven't gotten an answer... haha
Her:lol good
Me:lol good means?
Her:huh idk
Me:lol okay ill wait
Her:lol okay maybe tomorrow haha tonto
Me:sweeeeeet! Lol
Her:lol okay then

Scoooooore! I didn't even think she would agree :lol:

I don't know how to text......:sillyme:

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Originally Posted by silverWS.6

2nd victim

Me:heeeeeey
Her: hiiii
Me:soooo when can I tap that?
Her:huh? Wat! Lol
Me:lol yes, when can I tap that?
Her:wat?
Me:you've never heard the term "can I tap that?"?
Her:yes edgar lol
Me:soooo when can I tap that? Lol
Her:lol ur dumb
Me:lol I need an answer!
Her:why do you need an answer!
Me:idk just lol
Her:ha r u bored?
Me:lol a little
Her:yea I can tell. Lol
Me:lol I still haven't gotten an answer... haha
Her:lol good
Me:lol good means?
Her:huh idk
Me:lol okay ill wait
Her:lol okay maybe tomorrow haha tonto
Me:sweeeeeet! Lol
Her:lol okay then

Scoooooore! I didn't even think she would agree :lol:

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wait what?