Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

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08-05-2009, 08:32 PM
cuervo25_1

Guys if you don't hear from me tomorrow I am dead, and here is why

me: hon wake up a sec
her: what
me:so you gonna let me tap that
her:YOU WOKE ME UP TO ASK TO FK
me: at least I woke you up, alot of guys would just tap it and say nothing
her: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
08-05-2009, 08:36 PM
suede

Thank you guys.....

back on track....

Wade

so you never did answer the question
10:34pmJamie

oh well idk
10:34pmWade

lol and why not
10:35pmJamie

never said no

but im thinin
08-05-2009, 08:40 PM
PureSShp00

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

Guys if you don't hear from me tomorrow I am dead, and here is why

me: hon wake up a sec
her: what
me:so you gonna let me tap that
her:YOU WOKE ME UP TO ASK TO FK
me: at least I woke you up, alot of guys would just tap it and say nothing
her: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

R.I.P!!!!
08-05-2009, 08:58 PM
ls1camino

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

Guys if you don't hear from me tomorrow I am dead, and here is why

me: hon wake up a sec
her: what
me:so you gonna let me tap that
her:YOU WOKE ME UP TO ASK TO FK
me: at least I woke you up, alot of guys would just tap it and say nothing
her: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

Pfft...I just start f**king Allie...she loves surprises :lol:
08-05-2009, 09:26 PM
SteveCZ28

me: so girl when you gonna let me tap that?
Lisa: all you have to do is ask babe
08-05-2009, 10:05 PM
Stinger

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Originally Posted by kickflippin1

:lol:

I agree.

Crap. Quoting system works differently here.
08-05-2009, 10:21 PM
third_shift|studios

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

guys if you don't hear from me tomorrow i am dead, and here is why

me: Hon wake up a sec
her: What
me:so you gonna let me tap that
her:you woke me up to ask to fk
me: At least i woke you up, alot of guys would just tap it and say nothing
her: Get the hell out of here

bwahahahahahahaa!
08-06-2009, 01:15 AM
blackbird0230

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

Guys if you don't hear from me tomorrow I am dead, and here is why

me: hon wake up a sec
her: what
me:so you gonna let me tap that
her:YOU WOKE ME UP TO ASK TO FK
me: at least I woke you up, alot of guys would just tap it and say nothing
her: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

THIS GUY IS CRACKIN ME UP!! Your persistency is AWESOME
08-06-2009, 02:15 AM
FBracing1222

^ ^^ i agree if only everyone tried this hard to achieve there goal haha
08-06-2009, 03:57 AM
cuervo25_1

I am alive !!!!!!sweet!!!!!
08-06-2009, 04:06 AM
korndawg

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Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

I am alive !!!!!!sweet!!!!!

So u finally got some sex?
08-06-2009, 05:16 AM
transamprincess98

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Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

I am alive !!!!!!sweet!!!!!

How was the couch?
08-06-2009, 06:13 AM
korndawg

I'm tempted to do this stunt but I don't know any single women desperate enuff to go along with it. The couple that would, well, one is married and the other has an abusive bf. Not gonna mess with it.
08-06-2009, 06:48 AM
Mean Green Z28

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Originally Posted by GTP231

Me: When do I get to tap it?
GF: Omg lol
Oh well there will be mutual raping going on in 24 hours regardless :D

but somehow you come out crying with bruises all over you :true:
08-06-2009, 07:26 AM
shady milkman

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Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

Hawk1rock: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
GF: After the doc so be ready
Hawk1rock: the doc?
GF: Yes remember I told you yesterday I have to take mom to the doc today
Hawk1rock: so hows this going down you on top or me? or from the back?
GF: Me on top and then you can do some work from the back pullin my hair
Hawk1rock: that quicky wasnt enough last nite?
GF: Nope that was just a tease I want it more now

Quote:

Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

it continued.....

Hawk1rock: sounds like a plan
Hawk1rock: anything else you want
GF: Yes pick me up and do 69 wit me upside Down
Hawk1rock: ok is that all
GF: For now yes

sorry but i call bullshit...
08-06-2009, 07:44 AM
JHayesLS1

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Originally Posted by shady milkman

sorry but i call bullshit...

If its not BS that chick takes the cake for the biggest anal whore ever.
08-06-2009, 08:18 AM
Mean Green Z28

Quote:

Originally Posted by JHayesLS1

If its not BS that chick takes the cake for the biggest anal whore ever.

why can't you'll just be happy for him? lol
08-06-2009, 09:02 AM
Zabo

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Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

I am alive !!!!!!sweet!!!!!

Dude, I may be new and all..

but you need your own sitcom.

Seriously. I don't think I have ever seen as epic a thread as this one. I'm stayin' :D
08-06-2009, 09:05 AM
35thLS1

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: That ass?
Me: lol yes that ass!
her: Let me know when you are available and i will work you in (giggity) to my schedule. :)
08-06-2009, 09:12 AM
Spaz

Quote:

Originally Posted by 35thLS1

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
her: That ass?
Me: lol yes that ass!
her: Let me know when you are available and i will work you in (giggity) to my schedule. :)

:cool2: pee in her butt... :D

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