+1 on the Oklahoma women unless you find a hot one out west by SWOSU. Luckily we are close to TexasQuote:
Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
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+1 on the Oklahoma women unless you find a hot one out west by SWOSU. Luckily we are close to TexasQuote:
Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
If thats the case then I must be living in the wrong city...Quote:
Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
Yeah, you live in San Antonio. Go to Houston, Dallas or even Austin. Everyone in San Antonio are eating burritos all day.Quote:
Originally Posted by phoenix05
I'll contribute to this thread jack as well....
Indiana girls are of 2 kind: hot with lots of drama or ugly with baggage in the form of around the waste and kids.
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Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
yea yea, your "future wife" is still in sd tho preston lol
roomate is from roch,Quote:
Originally Posted by FasstChevys
korn, you are in the middle of nowhere... and are challenged when it comes to the female race lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by korndawg
those are the fun ones tho lolQuote:
Originally Posted by konigandy6
as far as oklahoma, i got an ex down there that is a wild one, shes around alva area
Negative....Come here to College Station....girls are out of this world gorgeous
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Originally Posted by one_entity
Suede, hook us up with some more titty pics. I know u got some........
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Originally Posted by phoenix05
You must be hanging out in the wrong part of town...... :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by one_entity
I don't know what ridiculous idea makes you think I am ever getting married :spank2:Quote:
Originally Posted by suede
Houston is the fattest city in America I believe and chock full of messicans. It's a sanctuary cityQuote:
Originally Posted by one_entity
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/3...fy_2_super.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Frankthetank
yeah alot of them have mommy and daddy money too, it's a win win, but as soon as i get settled down with a rich bit*h i'm leaving this loud overcrowded town
Only problem is women have enough trouble driving a yaris, let alone a one ton diesel on 44's
L M A O, nothing truer, and it's such a popular vehicle of choice here for ditzy women and i-wear-my-oakleys-at-night countrygangster douchebagsQuote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
The females have the biggest trucks. Get cut off in my truck "wow, talk about over compen.. Oh. Hey baby. When you gon let me clap dem cheeks". Improperly tuned diesels are the worst.. Ass clowns
Oklahoma is worse.Quote:
Originally Posted by korndawg
i know it late as hell this is from july but pm me if you still have it :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by loasdrumsGot this text from a friend and Army veteran.
"One of our brothers in Afghan finds out his girl is a lying cheating bitch. Well Katrina Hernandez Borchert we want to introduce you to a timeless ARMY/MARINE tradition. Lets take care of our brother. You know the drill boys. Make this bitch famous!
Forward to all your boys"
I couldn't think of anthing better to cover the vag so I put a bunny with a pancake on its head. PM if you want the unedited one.
kinda late cause i just found this thread.........idk where i been, but ill take which ever 2 isnt urs.Quote:
Originally Posted by phoenix05
SO did you ever hit this? :mel:Quote:
Originally Posted by ROADRACER247Woke up to this sent to me...................
Highlight it to read it. I changed the color because it's not exactly appropriate reading material.
"I enjoy the erotic, sensual, and passionate side of sex. I love for a man to explore a woman's body and be in tune into all the things that will make her writhe and moan in pleasure. I am a moaner and a heavy breather, to me that is a much more sensual way to audibly make your pleasure known, the screaming becomes a bit too vocal sometimes. I love to be whispered dirty flirtations and erotically told how sexy I am and how good it feels to be inside me while you are thrusting deep and hard. I love deep, long, passionate kisses, all the passion begins there. Foreplay? My favorite, I want to explore your body, run my fingers, lips, tongue all over. I love teasing since the bigger the tease the greater the ecstasy.
Getting fucked against a wall while my hands are forcefully held and my skirt is still on...is more my style. I love to be fucked while I still have my skirt on, there is something extremely sensual about a short skirt and lifting it up to reveal the soft, pink prize that lies beneath. I would love for you to take me from behind, lift up that skirt, slowly slide into me, grab me by my wrists, and start nibbling on my ear whispering to me how hot I am, how hard I am making you, how tight and wet I feel while you penetrate me deep making sure I feel all of you with every thrust.
I really like to take it from behind, that is a favorite of mine especially when the man knows how to dominate it from that side. The variety of what can be done from behind is so great, it can open up new pleasure centers and different angles of penetration. I like it all, standing up while our hips grind together, fully embraced with your hands cupping my breasts and pinching my nipples. I want to put my head down and my ass sticking straight in the air so you can penetrate me from a steep angle like a jackhammer, flexing your knees every time you thrust all the way deep into my wetness. I like just lying down in bed, on my stomach, legs spread while you enter me slowly and deeply from behind then wrap your warm body around mine, biting and kissing the back of my neck, whispering dirty thoughts into my ear, tightly embracing me with your arms so our bodies are one, watching my face change between the smile and tensions of ultimate pleasure every time you slide in and out of me.
I love oral sex, both giving and receiving. I love for a man to spend some time between a woman's thighs, love 69 and doing a mutual oral session. I would suggest you leave my panties on at first, kissing and caressing my inner thighs, gently nuzzling up against my kitty. I want my panties to get moist before you take them off, it really turns me on for some reason. I would love for you to tease and tease making me toss and turn begging for more until I might just forcefully push your head down and tell you to get some serious work done. I would love to lay on my side and go down on you so you can play with my clit and feel how wet I am getting as my tongue is working your head and shaft. I get wet while giving a blowjob, and that is a true sign of someone that loves giving head (get my point)
Nipple play...love it, want it. Would love for you to explore my nipples and figure out what makes me go crazy.
I love to grind on top of you while we join hands, leaning back and enjoying the "ride" is so fucking hot, perhaps my favorite of all. I really enjoy the face to face, sitting up style of sex, it is extremely sensual. I would wrap my legs around you while you mount your cock so we are connected, then I can go to work on you… slow and sensuous grind. And I am really good at grinding. Have you seen the shape of my hips, my waist? You will find that it is the ultimate in sexiness in watching a woman with arched back and neck, moaning in pleasure, grinding and riding in a supremely passionate, primal., and uncontrollable state. A woman who knows how to ride is a woman who knows how to fuck.
I do enjoy "sexy" sex, done with class, yet naughty enough to have lots of fun. No kink necessary, that stuff usually replaces passion and sensuality. I prefer to be focused on touching, kissing, and being in tune with pleasuring each other. Remember...the classier it is....the naughtier it gets"
With this picture......
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crap i missed it too...........i'll take a pm i u still have itQuote:
Originally Posted by El Toro Loco
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Originally Posted by korndawg
cuz she was the good lookin girl you seemed to loveQuote:
Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
oh god the ex had a 1ton, crew cab 5speed and she could drive that better than pry 3/4s of the guys today sadlyQuote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
