Text a girl and ask if "you can tap that"

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08-05-2009, 02:15 PM
Silver Streak

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Originally Posted by blackcar

Me: Hi

Wife: Ho lmao

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that again?

Wife: Cum home n we will send kids outside lol

Me: Hav been thinkin bout leaving here.

Wife: I love u! Wish u were here! Call n set appt for friday

Long pause while I'm thinking WTF

Wife: Tried 2 send that message 3 times n every time u texd me it threw it n 2 drafts.

At lunch we had talked about setting up an appoitment to see our lawyer.

Long pause while I started typing this in and wrote up an offer for a client

Wife: R U comn r not

Me: Not till I get hom

Wife: Whens that?

Me: 10 Mins and I'll lea . . .

Why am I still on the computer? C you all later!:laid:

Now thats a relationship! Congrats man!!
08-05-2009, 02:17 PM
blackcar

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Originally Posted by SleeperC5

So... you're getting divorced ? :thinkin:

No No:sillyme: some guy ran a stop sign a couple of weeks ago and ran it to her car.
08-05-2009, 02:17 PM
Tonik

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Originally Posted by SleeperC5

I'm a worthless piece of shit.

I agree.
08-05-2009, 02:18 PM
Spaz

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonik

I agree.

:haha:
08-05-2009, 02:27 PM
SleeperC5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonik

And I like sucking cawk.

:lmao:
08-05-2009, 02:28 PM
SleeperC5

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackcar

No No:sillyme: some guy ran a stop sign a couple of weeks ago and ran it to her car.

Oops..... well you better hurry home then.... she's awaiting !! :yup:
08-05-2009, 02:32 PM
Tonik

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Originally Posted by SleeperC5

:lmao:

You're so clever.
08-05-2009, 02:39 PM
SleeperC5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonik

You're so clever.

Oh I'm sorry..... you sure you wanna go down this road .... :lmao:
08-05-2009, 02:44 PM
Tonik

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Originally Posted by SleeperC5

Oh I'm sorry..... did your feelings get hurt.... :lmao:

Are you so intellectually vapid that you would honestly think so? Suck a nut you old cunt. You deserve what the husband does to you when he finds out.
08-05-2009, 02:53 PM
SleeperC5

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Originally Posted by Tonik

Are you so intellectually vapid that you would honestly think so? Suck a nut you old cunt. You deserve what the husband does to you when he finds out.

:haha:

:lmao:

:kick: < Tonik
08-05-2009, 02:56 PM
35th-ANV-SS

This thread went from epic to lame really quick...
08-05-2009, 02:56 PM
Mean Green Z28

Hi I'm here for the swingers party
08-05-2009, 02:56 PM
KING Z28 HAWK

Hawk1rock: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
GF: After the doc so be ready
Hawk1rock: the doc?
GF: Yes remember I told you yesterday I have to take mom to the doc today
Hawk1rock: so hows this going down you on top or me? or from the back?
GF: Me on top and then you can do some work from the back pullin my hair
Hawk1rock: that quicky wasnt enough last nite?
GF: Nope that was just a tease I want it more now
08-05-2009, 02:58 PM
third_shift|studios

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Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

Hawk1rock: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
GF: After the doc so be ready
Hawk1rock: the doc?
GF: Yes remember I told you yesterday I have to take mom to the doc today
Hawk1rock: so hows this going down you on top or me? or from the back?
GF: Me on top and then you can do some work from the back pullin my hair
Hawk1rock: that quicky wasnt enough last nite?
GF: Nope that was just a tease I want it more now

holy shit...pix or :bs:
08-05-2009, 02:59 PM
KING Z28 HAWK

Of her?
08-05-2009, 03:01 PM
KING Z28 HAWK

it continued.....

Hawk1rock: sounds like a plan
Hawk1rock: anything else you want
GF: Yes pick me up and do 69 wit me upside Down
Hawk1rock: ok is that all
GF: For now yes
08-05-2009, 03:04 PM
Tonik

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Originally Posted by SleeperC5

:kick: < Tonik

:Ohno:
I'm scared.
08-05-2009, 03:07 PM
SleeperC5

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Originally Posted by Tonik

:Ohno:
I'm scared.

Get a life little man...... :lmao:
08-05-2009, 03:08 PM
SleeperC5

Quote:

Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

Hawk1rock: So when are you gonna let me tap that ?
GF: After the doc so be ready
Hawk1rock: the doc?
GF: Yes remember I told you yesterday I have to take mom to the doc today
Hawk1rock: so hows this going down you on top or me? or from the back?
GF: Me on top and then you can do some work from the back pullin my hair
Hawk1rock: that quicky wasnt enough last nite?
GF: Nope that was just a tease I want it more now

Quote:

Originally Posted by KING Z28 HAWK

it continued.....

Hawk1rock: sounds like a plan
Hawk1rock: anything else you want
GF: Yes pick me up and do 69 wit me upside Down
Hawk1rock: ok is that all
GF: For now yes

What a lucky guy !! :yup:
08-05-2009, 03:10 PM
KING Z28 HAWK

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleeperC5

What a lucky guy !! :yup:

:yup: :D

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