I put $44.44 worth of gas in my car today on the way home from the gym.
I go out to it 4 hours later and it won't start.
The error code tells me either theres are problem with the MAF, a short circuit, broken circuit or a broken ECU.
I check the connections to the battery (all the other times it hasn't started it was because of the battery or alternator). They seem ok.
Then I check the alternator. There's coolant all over the back of it, the plug, and the wire.
I lol'd at it, I'd rather walk to the store than sit there pissing myself off for the next few hours.
My car -> :kick: <- Me