I Just Got A Blowjob Deluxe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:woot::woot::woot: Holy tap dancing Christ! I can't remember the last time that happened. And it was HER idea. :nana::love: I remember 7years ago when it happened a few times a week but since we got married and had a kid, ZILCH. Nada. Zip. Man. Good times.

i take offense to the holy tap dancing christ....but besides that SWEET!!!!

Sorry about that. BUT, Jesus could really cut a rug back in the day. I think I have a vid somewhere.

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stfu....lucky

i dont like blowjobs...ive only finished from less thana handful...sex is my preference

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Originally Posted by derrinx

i dont like blowjobs...ive only finished from less thana handful...sex is my preference

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+1 but there's no such thing as a bad blow job

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Originally Posted by 94z28l

+1 but there's no such thing as a bad blow job

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haha agreed entirely theyre fun they just dont go anywhere for me

ive always disliked blowjobs also... till my gf started. she was so innocent, so i got to basically teach her how to. for all of you that think thats gay, :moon: cuz think of how awesome it would to be to get a bj EXACTLY to ur preference, every time.

ive never finished with any girl before my gf.
i do prefer sex also, but i make sure i hold back on finishing that way cuz i love it when she swallows

oh and nitrox, what is a blowjob deluxe?

hell, what is a blowjob?

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Originally Posted by nitrox28

:woot::woot::woot: Holy tap dancing Christ! I can't remember the last time that happened. And it was HER idea. :nana::love: I remember 7years ago when it happened a few times a week but since we got married and had a kid, ZILCH. Nada. Zip. Man. Good times.

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does this mean i cannot sleep with her corpse?

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Originally Posted by ATCharming

so i got to basically teach her how to.

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:gay: :lmao:

did you take any pics ??? :lol:

Did you tell her you ran and got on the computer and told the world she just gave you a BJ? :) LOL...........

Actually, I told her this was going on the intrawebnets as soon as I could walk again! She siad no one would believe me. :D

Didja have ta shave yer balls to get it??

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Originally Posted by derrinx

i dont like blowjobs...ive only finished from less thana handful...sex is my preference

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U obviously haven't had a good bj then! :nono:

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Originally Posted by 94z28l

+1 but there's no such thing as a bad blow job

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There is such a thing. holy shit...My very first one almost ruined me on the whole blowjob thing. She used her F*cking teeth!!!:(

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Originally Posted by TX_WS6_02

There is such a thing. holy shit...My very first one almost ruined me on the whole blowjob thing. She used her F*cking teeth!!!:(

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k i retract my statement because that is true

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Originally Posted by 94z28l

+1 but there's no such thing as a bad blow job

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yea iv had the teeth thing too. and after she did it i :slap: her up side the head an told her to get the fuck out and walk home. and she did. and iv never talked to her since