Texans Joke!

Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems.... They're swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes. There's barbecue sauce and picante sauce all over everything, especially their T-shirts; their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep; and they are wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos.

"They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clean, and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of Wisdom. There are watermelon seeds and tortilla chip crumbs all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing, and they insist on bringing their horses with them."
The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all of my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

So Gabriel called the Devil who answered the phone and said, "Hello---hold on a minute." When he returned to the phone, the Devil said, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?"
Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there with the Texans."
The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?"
Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there with the Texans?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....hold on."
This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes and when he returned, he said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."

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HEY, WE TOO TRY TO STAY COOOOOOL!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY! GOOD ONE! OH BY THE WAY DONT FORGET! YEEEHAAA!!!:notworthy:

Dont be hate'n on us...funny though

Good stuff lol

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