Fryed rice roadkill all over rt340, whos hungry?
Well i took my g/f to fredrick tonight to pick up some stuff for her mom and went to see this movie after that. Well we walk outta the movie theater and i see this guy parked next to my t/a. Hes driving a ricey looking prelude (oversized rims, decent looking wing (if he were driving a formula one car but he wasnt...it was a prelude, stay with me here) dumb looking red neon lights, and a blasting stereo. I knew the moment i walked up to my car he was gonna want to race. Well to my suprise he didnt say a word and me and my g/f get in the car and get back on 340 to go home. Well im about 3 miles up the road and look in my rearview and there he is...red neons blairing... he gets right on my ass and shifts lanes. Here we go again...I held the old middle digit out the window as he got up along side me and i stomped into it... no contest, pulled him right away and he turned off back into fredrick...well i get another 10 miles up the road and my g/fs asleep (i dont like it when i have to wake her up...that ends badly for me... and i know your wondering how this pretains to the story... im gettin there) So this dick in a civic pulls up next to me after getting on the highway...im thinking to myself dose this shit ever end? So i know if i lay into it my g/fs gonna rip my head off cause its gonna wake her up...but this lil buzz bomb wont stop riding me and i cant stand driving like that. So I thought for a second... then i pointed ahead and he jumps on it...i give it half throttle and start walking him...i dont think i was tacking more than 4500 at any point...well he turns off.... g/fs still asleep... im safe... So i keep cruising down the road...then all of a sudden this 93-97 Camaro comes up along side me...i start looking at it...turns out its just a 6 banger. Im thinking...no its not worth it, theyll see your not intrested and go away... again i was wrong. Upon further inspection i found that it had a gay ricey looking wing, interior neons, and it was a chick driving it. This time I figure...im tired of this...so i jump off at the next exit and figured id go to the gas station and that would be that... nope...she followed me... to which i relplied "GOD DAMNIT!, STUPID RICERS!"... well i think its safe to say i forgot about sleeping beauty there in the passenger seat. Well she wakes up and she has that im gonna kill you look on her face...so i finnally lost all self control i had... instead of turning i just shot across and got back on the highway...and the camaro follows... Well i pulled until i saw her headlights disapear over hill then i let off (id say i was going a good buck 40 for a few seconds)... and so ended my ricer filled evening... but ofcourse i still have to deal with the pissed off g/f...who is still pissed i woke her up...then scared the shit out of her... let me ask you guys this... when is our society gonna grow outta this ricer bullshit? Thanks for letting me rant... hope you guys get a kick outta it.. now if your excuse me im going to go insane :nana:
