Got my first kill against a bike today....

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09-22-2006, 04:49 PM
Hurley711

Got my first kill against a bike today....

I was in my UPS truck and I was getting ready to leave the curb and get back into traffic when I saw this guy on his 10 speed bicycle speeding down the bike lane. I knew I had to act quick to get him so I activated my turn signal and joined traffic. I got out into the lane and rocketed to 9 MPH in first gear. Knowing I had no time to waste I bypassed the clutch and powershifted into second. I rode second all the way to 23 MPH, stopping his pull immediately, and hammered it into 3rd. By the top of 3rd at around 35 MPH I had at least 7 truck lenghts on him and put on my hazards to let him know I was done playing with him. I got to the red light and wouldn't ya know this A-Hole does a ricer flyby right through the redlight:brick: Oh well, just happy to finally have my first kill against a bike, no top end on that sucker like I expected. Oh and for all you doubters my truck is a V6 with 180 HP & 350 TQ
09-22-2006, 04:54 PM
BeavermanA

I bet its cause he didn't have the type-r badges.
09-22-2006, 07:29 PM
ss~zoso~ss

did the bike have 4.10s
09-22-2006, 08:58 PM
blue02Z

badass man! watch out at those speeds...you could hurt someone-- S.L.A.P.A.H.O.
09-22-2006, 11:59 PM
third_shift|studios

best kill story EVER!
09-23-2006, 07:46 AM
MikeSomething

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Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

best kill story EVER!

x2... Next time get it taped! Did he have a back drag radial? He probably lowered it and put a spoiler behind the bike seat. You think he was hiding a NOS bottle in the flower basket? Did you see any gauges on the side of his bike helmet? Sorry...I had alot of sugar today.
09-23-2006, 12:02 PM
jbb6811

thankz for that ..............thats the best stroy i've heard in a long time. really made my day, even thou i'm stuck at work!
09-23-2006, 12:17 PM
apache

LOL! That was great, and nice kill :)

It reminds me of something Doug from King of Queens would do!
09-23-2006, 12:29 PM
Hurley711

I think from a dig he would have me, I noticed he had a Nitto tire out back, I'm sure he launches like a bat outta hell with that thing on there. Prol would take me a city block to catch him at least.
09-23-2006, 02:59 PM
i not tarted

you better watch out for those 21 speed huffy's. those things are monsters. ive seen a few around here rollin on some "26 rims and equipped w/some sort of side exit exhaust, shit was growlin at me, but i didnt want to get embarassed so i jus acted like i didnt hear it.
09-23-2006, 03:30 PM
Hurley711

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Originally Posted by i not tarted

you better watch out for those 21 speed huffy's. those things are monsters. ive seen a few around here rollin on some "26 rims and equipped w/some sort of side exit exhaust, shit was growlin at me, but i didnt want to get embarassed so i jus acted like i didnt hear it.

I'm not talking to you. You've got more read than me you bastard!!:ughlaugh: :flex:
09-23-2006, 08:54 PM
i not tarted

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Originally Posted by Hurley711

I'm not talking to you. You've got more read than me you bastard!!:ughlaugh: :flex:

hmmm, what the hell does that mean?????
09-23-2006, 08:58 PM
Hurley711

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Originally Posted by i not tarted

hmmm, what the hell does that mean?????

OOps I meant red...as in warnings!!:seesaw: :ughlaugh: :ughlaugh: :ughlaugh:
09-23-2006, 11:30 PM
i not tarted

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Originally Posted by Hurley711

OOps I meant red...as in warnings!!:seesaw: :ughlaugh: :ughlaugh: :ughlaugh:

hmmm...i must be a dipshit, i still dont get it.

EDIT:nevermind...im still a dipshit, but i get it...i think
09-30-2006, 10:00 PM
Speedy_Gonzales

dale jarrett would be proud !

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Originally Posted by Hurley711

I was in my UPS truck and I was getting ready to leave the curb and get back into traffic when I saw this guy on his 10 speed bicycle speeding down the bike lane. I knew I had to act quick to get him so I activated my turn signal and joined traffic. I got out into the lane and rocketed to 9 MPH in first gear. Knowing I had no time to waste I bypassed the clutch and powershifted into second. I rode second all the way to 23 MPH, stopping his pull immediately, and hammered it into 3rd. By the top of 3rd at around 35 MPH I had at least 7 truck lenghts on him and put on my hazards to let him know I was done playing with him. I got to the red light and wouldn't ya know this A-Hole does a ricer flyby right through the redlight:brick: Oh well, just happy to finally have my first kill against a bike, no top end on that sucker like I expected. Oh and for all you doubters my truck is a V6 with 180 HP & 350 TQ

race that brown truck nascar rules ! lol
10-01-2006, 12:08 PM
lt1dragon

you should get the turbo charged UPS truck they are sweet. I drove one the other day at the hub boy are they fast.