Buying guns is a slippery slope. Once you start, you can't stop. Being a cop doesn't help either but, here is the current arsenal at my house.
1. Mosin Magant (Russian Infantry from WWI)
2. Mossberg 500 Shotty
3. SKS
4. M1A (pure sex)
5. Tactical Mossberg 500
6. MP5
7. AR-15
8. AR-15
9. AR-15
10. Taurus .38 revolver
11. Sig P239
12. S&W SW99
13. Glock 29 (10mm.) "The Pitbull"
*Not pictured: 2 more AR-15's being built as we speak, an AK47, and FA91.
And then there is the Albino Pit that somehow made it into the picture although that dog is good for nothing but sleeping.
I can't wait for when the communists, or zombies, or robots invade.