Riced supercharged Regal GS
So I was on my way home from the gym tonight on a barren 3 lane road, all by myself just enjoying the nice cool weather with the t-tops down after a workout, not in a racing mood at all, I was more interested in a nap lol. All of a sudden I see bright green headlights in my rear view mirror, I look up and see the lights closing in on me at a scary fast speed, to the lane on my right. This guy had to be doin atleast 100-ish in a 45. It was all so unexpected that I impulsively jerked my wheel a bit to my left as he went by because he so damn close. Car sounded and looked completely stock....except for the hideous green headlights and the massive regal badges all over the car. Judging by the body style it looked like a 4th gen(97-04).
As soon as he flew by he went on the brakes hard in order to line up with me. I really wasnt in the mood to waste gas on this thing, so I just gave him a flat look once he got next to me and just kept driving normal. So naturally instead of leaving me alone after realizing I had no interest he kept reving the shit out of the thing while speeding up and braking back and forth (like any immature ricer would). He kept this up through 3 lights.
so eventually I got a bit pissed off seeing as how he had screwed up my relaxing cruise, I had also gotten sick of listening to his vacuum sounding stock exhaust reving up and down next to my ear. so I downshifted to 1st at 35 and just let it sit there engine braking a bit right next to his door, he kept trying to speed up a bit to get even with me, but I wanted to annoy him a bit so he could get a taste of what he was doing to me (except 100x worse seeing as how my exhaust is loud as crap). eventually I let him get even with me at 35. I pointed ahead once he was looking at me, I let him get about a 2 car head start, then I dropped the hammer. Hooked instantly, reeled him in nice a quick by 55. By 105 I'd lost him well back in my rear-view.
He pulls up next to me at the next light. This is how it went(he's african american teen dressed like a "gangster").
"dammmn foo that shit's baaad"
"haha thanks man"
"I bet I'd take you off the line"
"....ughh idk man" (politely)
"it's a supercharrrged 3800, I betcha i'd getcha"
"haha maybe"
"That a standarrrd?"
"yessir"
"aww man neverrmind, I wouldn't get you off the line, you'd prob hook, if you was a auto though I bet you'd spin like motha and I'd getcha" (.....logic? lol)
"ughh maybe?"
Light turns green, he guns it, spins a bit, then he's off. I rev to 3.5k, launch, catch him at the top of 1st (35 mph) and turn it off.
.......I then proceeded to the closest gas station -______-
" I betcha I'd getcha" haha
