Originally Posted by
LeadFarmer
So until today I'd been itching real bad for a race since it'd been about a month since I'd last ran against anything. This morning my wish was granted with a beastly pimp slamp wrapped into the package.
Was on my way to class this morning when I spot a black 98 body style cobra with MASSIVE rear tires about 4 cars ahead of me, so i'm thinking "hell ya, it's musting muching time!". As I get closer I notice a bunch of extra pipes and tubes at the rear of the car along with what looked to be some sort of metal box with a hose coming out of it feeding back towards the front of the car. On the outside (besides the tires and pipes in the back) the car looked and sounded stock, and looked quite pretty if I do say so myself with the 18' polished alloy rims. Luckily we both pull up first at a light which feeds into a nice big 3 lane road with about a 1/4mile stretch.:drivin:. I look over at the guy; 40/50yr old black guy, and throw a couple revs his way. He looks over and gives a little grin and nod and looks back at the light, I catch a glimpse of the inside of his car as we were sitting there and see a gauge pillar with a nice big tachometer sitting above the center console.
So I hold my revs as high as I can with my stock stall until the light turns green, I go wot and my tires bite immediately giving me a perfect launch. As I launch I look over and see the front end of the cobra jump up a little after it hooks and just start pulling away from me like i'm not even there.:rubeyes:. That wasn't the most astounding part though, as it was pulling away this thing sounded like it was eating the atmosphere, at one point it got so loud it drowned out my exhaust completely and all I could hear was air being sucked into this thing, similar to what a jet engine sounds like. At each shift point he just kept pulling away more and more, it wasn't even a race. At about 100 he had god knows how many bus lengths on me and was still pulling away very hard. So I just shut it down out of complete embarrassment and listened to it blast away. At the next light he turned right and went his way, so unfortunately I never got a chance to ask him about his setup.:suicide:
So yeah.....I basically started off my day by getting mercilessly raped.