an almost literally killed story

I fully believe that toyota priuses are the cars of satan sent to kill us all. So my gf n i were headed home the other day. I happen to catch the light with a 2010 SS. Well the light turns green, and i had a bit of a ruffle on my lane. I sat there and spun and he got the jump on me. So i shut it down and think nothin of it. im not the greatest at launching. About 5 mins later, the road is divided by concrete. Well I look up, and see this car in the distance. It was coming right at us. At first i thought...no...someone couldnt fuck up that bad, not enough to go the wrong way on a divided road. But yep, sure enough they did. As the car got closer I saw it was a prius. So at this time i put on my brakes and just sat still. The car didnt swerve, just kept going in a straight line like everything was ok. The car passes us, and heads into traffic about 100 yards behind us. I watched through my rear mirrors to witness what would be some sort of carnage. But no. They all got out of its way....It was an old woman driving..How do you fuck up that bad?? just how?

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Originally Posted by Ramairgod84

I fully believe that toyota priuses are the cars of satan sent to kill us all. So my gf n i were headed home the other day. I happen to catch the light with a 2010 SS. Well the light turns green, and i had a bit of a ruffle on my lane. I sat there and spun and he got the jump on me. So i shut it down and think nothin of it. im not the greatest at launching. About 5 mins later, the road is divided by concrete. Well I look up, and see this car in the distance. It was coming right at us. At first i thought...no...someone couldnt fuck up that bad, not enough to go the wrong way on a divided road. But yep, sure enough they did. As the car got closer I saw it was a prius. So at this time i put on my brakes and just sat still. The car didnt swerve, just kept going in a straight line like everything was ok. The car passes us, and heads into traffic about 100 yards behind us. I watched through my rear mirrors to witness what would be some sort of carnage. But no. They all got out of its way....It was an old woman driving..How do you fuck up that bad?? just how?

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It happens alot here.. But maybe she could'nt see the huge "WRONG WAY" sign.. My father inlaw can't see off the end of the hood but refuses to acknowledge he's looseing his eye sight. Drives us all crazy.. I have since refused to ride in a vehicle he's driving.. If he "see's" a car about to enter the road ahead he will sometimes spike the brakes thinking they're going to pull out in front of us.. The bad part is after nearly kissing the windshield, is that the vehicle is usually anywhere from an 1/8-1/4 mile away.. Riding with him makes me too nervous and jumpy.. Arguing with him is futile about it too..:sarge:

Glad you seen her comming.. Had she been climbing the back side of a hill, without being seen.. MAN, that could have been hairy..

my grandma is 86 I took away her keys and she sold me her 82 buick skylark for a dollar after she killed the neighbors cable box

My buddy at work had to take his mom just recently to the doctor so the doctor could tell her that she shouldn't be driving anymore. It worked. Poor guy couldn't bear to tell her she shouldn't be driving.