Center for Disease Control Alert

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert for a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that can be transmitted orally, by skin contact, or even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you recieve WORK from your boss, colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and/or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Please notify all friends ASAP. If you do not have any friends you have already been infected and WORK is now controlling your life.

thank God I quit my job, I had this virus one time and it took what seemed like forever to get rid of it.

I've been treating it for the last 3 weeks with lots of rest, beer and time in the garage :)