Oddest "Romantic" Place?

What's the oddest place you all have done it? I am fixing to share mine, yes with a girl...

Well, all started she had a flat and called for me to help her. So I went over and helped her... Also realized the jack that comes with the PT Cruiser is pure shit, it fucking broke... So I went down to the small airport, where a friend of the family has a Hanger. Borrowed his jack, and went back to her car. Changed out and put the spare on.

Blah, blah...

We decide to go down to the Nursery where her dog resides. We chat, throw the ball for her dog. Her grandpa decides to come back for something. He gave me that, wtf look. Said he wants to come to my house and pick up the rest of her furniture. I told him no, when she's ready I will bring it...

Blah, blah...

He left after yelling her telling her how much of a POS she is, well pretty much... We talked and give the dog some food for about 45 mins... Then well we got touchy and we went into the green house, had some "romance" in there. Odd place and the scare of her grandpa coming back killing us made it exciting. She was fucking loud though, I was like damn... If he comes back, he will so hear this. But yes, sound of bugs and all them plants. Stupid fucking cats and the lake behind the nursery... Was like doing it out in the woods.


But I am interested in the odd places you all have done it, seems more exciting then the old bed.

on a river bank at a local fishing hole

On a table, in the conference room, at my job. 2 days later my boss sat there in a meeting. I laughed the whole time.

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Originally Posted by joestacey06

On a table, in the conference room, at my job. 2 days later my boss sat there in a meeting. I laughed the whole time.

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LMAO... IDK, the fear of getting caught made it exciting for me.

me and my hand, in a variety of places

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Originally Posted by joestacey06

On a table, in the conference room, at my job. 2 days later my boss sat there in a meeting. I laughed the whole time.

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that reminds me....on a pool table at a pool hall i used to work at (my dad owned it)

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Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

me and my hand, in a variety of places

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Virgin?

No, i've fucked tons of girls, just decided to list my hand as the most memorable :dot:

Her husbands bed.

swimming pool. not the easiest thing to do in chest high water

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Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

No, i've fucked tons of girls, just decided to list my hand as the most memorable :dot:

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I see... I only have one person on the list, surprisingly she's a girl :yup:

I am still baffled on that one.

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Originally Posted by fbod91

swimming pool. not the easiest thing to do in chest high water

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her natural flotation devices must not have been big enough. Bad choice in a girl on your part :)

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Originally Posted by SHines-IT

I see... I only have one person on the list, surprisingly she's a girl :yup:

I am still baffled on that one.

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I was loling with you of course

Hmmmm, let's see....

Standing chest deep in Lake Elsinore (in Cali)...

In my friends bathroom in the tub...

On my 2nd ex-wifes boss's office desk...

In a hospital patient room (on the medical bed - they're pretty narrow) with the other person asleep...

In my 1st ex-wifes parents bed...

In too many cars to remember...

In a college dorm room while her roommate slept...

In the middle of a forest in both Germany and Korea...

There's more but those are the most interesting.

Lake or ocean sex sounds freaky to me. Too many critters around my wedding tackle. If presented the oppurtunity i would of course go for it, just got to be careful not to hydrolock

I forgot about the cars, we done shit in my Trans Am in front of my old house (It was abandoned and land was huge, but was just meh).

Then a week or two, pleasured her orally in the Corvette, in a active parking lot. But yea, not the same... Like if her grandpa was to catch us, he would have just killed me and tossed me to the gators. Made for a hell of an excitement.

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Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx

Lake or ocean sex sounds freaky to me. Too many critters around my wedding tackle. If presented the oppurtunity i would of course go for it, just got to be careful not to hydrolock

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The lake water did leave both of us with road rash as it tended to wash off the slickness. Dry pussy is a bitch to fuck (pun intended).

Same thing happend when I did it in my pool.

Part of me and waiting for some one to say they did it. I always wanted to do it in a changing room in the mall, lol... IDK why, just seems exciting.

I'll take it however it comes (pun)

And since when is fucking considered romantic?