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I was sitting at the red light in my Corvette... When to my right a little green Miata runs the light. Then I look up this lifted Ford F-150 runs over the hood and slams into the light pole. Looked liked it would have role over, but didn't. Maybe the light pole helped. None the less, light turn green cop that was sitting in the gas station comes as fast as he could. I drive by and look over, she's on her phone holding her dog...
Moral of the story, women can't drive... Well most of them.
I was trying to get my phone, but could not find it... Was under my seat when I got home, wanted to try so hard to get a pic, but could not sit at the light either.
what you missed was the fact that she wasn't driving.......
The dog was :nilly:
The Women Only parking lot
http://www.opusforfour.com/files/carpark.jpg
And this is a Repost, but still funny
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rHY1qKLLws[/ame]
But with all that said, my wife is a terrific driver.
However, apparently only when I am not in the car with her.
I like the end of that video, lol.
Whenever I drive, I make sure I keep my distance from any other drivers. In my opinion, women should have their dogs belted in the back seat. I NEVER understood WHY women HAVE TO have their dogs in their laps while driving...oh wait...that would be like...oh...MAKING CELLPHONE USE ILLEGAL WHILE DRIVING. Too many damn loopholes if ya ask me. :brick:
Great video.
I used to drive with my dog up front :toetap: He'd just chill out and lay down though in the passenger seatQuote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
Yep... Never in my damn lap, lol. But I would also bet she had starbucks also, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by GTP231
Gotta show off their teacup [insert breed] whatever to show they're just as hip as Paris Hilton.Quote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
wait... you drive a miata???
No, but I do like them... Love them with LSx motors, I want to build one someday...Quote:
Originally Posted by Spaz
I really don't need any further proof of this theory.
i'll take that 5.0 swap like Stacey David did, smaller externally and less of a bastard (Mazda=fomoco)Quote:
Originally Posted by SHines-IT
I never looked into the Ford swap, I just know there's a fairly simple bolt in kit. Pretty much everything you need, but brakes and beef up suspension. Even comes with a beefier IRS system.Quote:
Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx
not the one he did, had to cut up the tub and shit, weld in parts etc.
haha wow.. i dont want to sound like an uncompassionate bitch, but she had it coming!!Quote:
Originally Posted by SHines-IT
Im the first to say women cant drive.. they cant!
except for me and probably most of the women on this forum... You gotta understand your car (and surroundings) to be able to drive a car well.
No texting while driving, no phone fun, no DOGS, no flippin music everywhere... i mean common, people wreck enough with out all those ridiculous distractions.... no need to raise the probability any more... none the less its a women driving... most women are self absorbed idiots
my dogs are way too damn big to even fit in the front seat of my car... well they dont fit in any seat of my car....:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by cammed goat
but yeah, women = :screwy:
i'm sure all other women say the same thing. I've only ever met 1 that has actually said she's a terrible driver. Every other girl I know swears that they are fantastic drivers.Quote:
Originally Posted by toityme
Who lets them out of the kitchen anyways?Quote:
Originally Posted by toityme