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So with zombieland being released and all i had to to rethink over my Zombie plan. dont wanna be got off gaurd when it happens. so here it is.
1. stock pile large amounts of assualt riffles and .308 rounds:ar:
2. stock pile MRE's
3. move to alaska since zombies have no body heat and will freeze like corpcicles 90% of the year the other 10% i just blow there brains out.
WHATS YOUR ZOMBIE PLAN?
HUH?
1. Go to the police academy by my house and stock up on weapons.
2. Hop the fence next to it and go inside the Walmart.
3. Stock up on food and water, then barricade myself in there.
4. ???????
5. PROFIT!!
We have tons of guns and ammo, I would just need food and water. Then barricade my house and get the people I car about to join in.
Oh and shoot the annoying people next door, because they would damn right scary as a zombie.
:haha: use them as bait!Quote:
Originally Posted by SHines-IT
im going to come and steal all of your weapons,food and ammo and then force you to kill zombies for me or die by their hands or mine
lol,jk dont want to start a war on how you would kill me first or anything
or ou could just join me and ill make you vice pres. after i kill off zombie obama and take over the world mawhahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by dpinson
Well, let me describe them...Quote:
Originally Posted by camaroz98
One arm Mike, head of house hold? IQ haves to be around 50, could not pass the ASVAB, to be infantry... Damn, can't even be a bullet catcher? Well he buys junk cars for the scrap meatal. And we (tax payers) support there family. They live in a $400,000+ house, that I hear is behind in payments. 2001 Suburban, bought new. 2000ish F-250 Loaded, bought it when it was a couple years old. Mid 90's diesel van. 350,000 miles, he wants $5,000 for. Bought a couple of chickens for eggs...
Wife... She's a porker, oh an is a RN Nurse, she won't go to work and there hiring down the road?
Kids... There pretty damn retarded, who have no respect and think they own the road. They just play in the road, like what do you know, mindless zombies.
We call them... T-Rex
But, hey... He thinks its' funny to put his trash can in our driveway full off trash. We been hitting it in our truck every damn time, sending it flying across his yard. Still does it.
Edit: The kids are home schooled, by the retards. They also have a nice 5th wheel and complain of being in debt up to there eyeballs...
damn that sucks id just shoot them to then lolQuote:
Originally Posted by SHines-IT
+1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smittro
haha well we know that you 2 are not prepared for a zombie take over.:ar:Quote:
Originally Posted by toityme
tie up the hot chics turned zombie, and have my way with them....
then run around the city, screaming I fuck hot zombie chics...
simple yet fun!!! not like they can say no!!!
hahaahah but they will sure moan!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by ibanez7
Store crowbars, medpacks, and ammo packs in every nook and cranny from here to Texas.
i want them to make me a zombie so i can make zombie babies :yup:Quote:
Originally Posted by camaroz98
lol great point.... so that means I dont even have to be good.... lolQuote:
Originally Posted by camaroz98
zombie babies wtf that changes the whole game!!! now i need more ammo damn it!Quote:
Originally Posted by toityme
thats the plan... i bet zombie babies develop quicker than human babies.. plus harder to killQuote:
Originally Posted by camaroz98
therefore
zombie>human
i win BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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Originally Posted by toityme
hahah still gotta make it to me in the freezing cold of alaska with no body heat where your babies will freeze into corpscicles. TRUMP CARD--->:suicide: never take me alive.