... without entering a property at all.
well, I was sleeping at the balcony because it was too damn hot in the house and A/C was broken. I liked sleeping outside anyways because i liked to smoke and listen neighborhood cats ****ing and fighting. (hilarious, i highly recommend everyone)
People generally had hardwood floors and had carpets on them. When they washed their carpets, they would hang them at the balcony so they would dry quick.
anyway, i heard a couple whistles and saw this van parked on the side of the road and a guy picked up a ****ing cat like it just ate another cat. huge. they walked underneath a building across the street and one dude grabbed the back legs and the other front. They counted till 3 and threw this cat to freaking 3rd story balcony. The car naturally opened up the blades and grabbed the carpet and since the cat was so heavy, the carpet and cat fell down together and they collected the carpet. The cat ran for its life but these dudes had full ammo, they pulled another giant cat and moved to the next apartment. Once, they threw the cat to another 3rd story balcony, cat grabbed the carpet but carpet was too heavy to fall and cat got stuck there. He was so heavy, he couldnt pull itself up and started to meowing worse than those cats which gangbanged the other cat on top of the tree. They went ahead and grabbed another cat out of the van, threw up to that 3rd story balcony to bring the carpet and the other cat down but this cat wouldnt hook because the cat which was stuck there would hiss and scare the crap out of the other cat. Well, they left the cat there and ran away because the stuck cat was screaming crazy. As far as I know the little kid who lived in that apartment shook the cat off of the carpet and the cat fell down.
What a night that was... I didn't call the cops.
