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So in maybe a month, I may run into a rather large collection of random shit.
The first person who correctly guesses the exact reason for receiving this stuff wins the thread, and gets a slight increase on my impression of the winner.
The "Stuff" included but is not limited to:
-A 52" Sony big screen TV
-A nice guitar
-A 7 month old cat
-A futon
-An xbox360 + games
And... GO!
hmmm...i say that all that stuff belonged to the ex husband of the girl who just got a divorce(who is your friend with benefits). she won ownership of the items and is giving them to you!! :woo:
got your bridge card..allowing you more money to spend on useless stuff
wouldn't date someone with that much baggage (pun intended) lulQuote:
Originally Posted by Brad(WS/Z0.6)
or someone got evicted and you snatched that shit up
a futon
lol, I had to google that, nah I'm not poor. I wouldn't buy a cat anyway, you can get them for free.Quote:
Originally Posted by shady milkman
Your gay lover, who may or may not hold a position of some authority, who is now bribing you to keep secrecy?:bino:
This is the closest answer so far, but not exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by shady milkman
lol?Quote:
Originally Posted by 96z28
nah he doesn't need to bribe me.Quote:
Originally Posted by chuckie669
Its your roommates stuff and they are not coming back so it has become yours by default.
Instead of the g/f losing weight you settled for her buying you shit.
Another somewhat close reply... but still no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
:lmao::lmao: Nope, but that's a damn good idea :bravo:Quote:
Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn
friend/roomate got arrested and gave you these for safe keepingQuote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
storage unit?
Even closer, still no cigarQuote:
Originally Posted by shady milkman
nopeQuote:
Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!!
Your roomate gave them to you because he stores drugs in them and hes on the run, you think you just got a big score but the cops are gonna raid the place this thursday and you will be joing your roomate at federal pump you in the ass prison. dont drop the soap
you're gonna kill your roommate because you didnt know him before you roomed with him and he's a fuckin loser
no fuck that..im close enough!Quote:
Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
You've got a friend, roommate or relative that joined the military and you will be taking care of his or her 'stuff' for a while?