Poll: Am I a bad person?

Okay, so I was at my favorite fried chicken establishment today which is adjacent to a major road. After ordering my food and grabbing some amazing sweet tea I headed toward a booth. I made the decision to sit facing the front register (back to the road) because the cashier girl had an amazing ass. As I'm enjoying my calorie filled chicken I hear a huge CRUNCH behind me. Here is where the poll comes in. I immediatly said to myself "DAMN! I should have sat facing the other way, I missed that!" rather than "I hope everyone is alrite." My girlfriend says this makes me a bad person, what does LS1.com think?

im right with you tho :lol:

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She's right. Yo a vewy vewy bad man. :bat:

I said yes because you, 1 was facing the wrong way,and 2 you didn't get video

I voted no, you're not a bad person. You have your priorities in order.. You was eatin some damn good fried chicken and scoping some fine ass.. God Rewarded you in that the accident was not with YOUR car... See, The Lord rewards teh Righteous..

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WTF

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Originally Posted by zero_proto

WTF

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if yer referrencing my post..it's called satire. I was tryin to be funny :D

if you mean the OP. Well. I can't answer for him.

Nope not a bad person, I probably would have said about the same thing, its just human nature.

I would have thought the same thing. Tell your gf to lighten up.

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Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

I voted no, you're not a bad person. You have your priorities in order.. You was eatin some damn good fried chicken and scoping some fine ass.. God Rewarded you in that the accident was not with YOUR car... See, The Lord rewards teh Righteous..

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+1 I agree

Then I'm a bad person too as I would've done the samething.

I like a good ass....ooo i got a hilarious short story.

So back in HS me and the summer league basketball team went to burger king after our two games...we are pretty tired and just joking around. We like to quote movies a lot so keep that in mind.

I am the first to leave BK and I see some chick about 20 feet away with her BF. I go to my buddy Clark without looking at him, "LOOK at the BUTT on THAT!"...(dumb and dumber) This deeper voice, which wasn't Clark said, "yea that's my daughter"

I turn around stunned and i see Clark and this older guy. I look around and I'm like, "uh, i was talking about her" and pointed elsewhere. He bought it and then started talking shit about her bf, it was pretty funny conversation after that.

Nah not a bad person. Hell if it were me, I would have sat so I could see my car, and the ass, all while enjoying clogging my arteries. :yup::yup: Oh I voted no aswell.

tell your gf that she's a bad person for thinking you are a bad person

I take it your g/f was not there to enjoy the site of you checking out the cashier's ass... :ughlaugh: Even then you would not be bad IMO.

Great ass.....ain't nothing wrong with the view!!:rotfl:

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Originally Posted by Mieux97

Great ass.....ain't nothing wrong with the view!!:rotfl:

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Great ass rules!

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Originally Posted by shady milkman

im right with you tho :lol:

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ditto :D

ehh you're fine don't worry about it. She is just being a woman.