Originally Posted by
Hi-Po
I always tell them the answer. Hell, we both know it. He pulled me over for it, I obviously knew what I was doing was wrong. I have NEVER gotten a ticket. Ever. Been pulled over for,
2 Running a red/Yellow light
2 Seat belt tickets
2 Speeding. 82 in a 70 and 84 in a 70
1 Squealing of tires (whatever that is called) I did it RIGHT in front of a cop. I pulled over before he even had a chance to turn his flashers on. He laughed at that.
Everytime they ask me, I tell them. It works for me. What also works so very well for me is keeping at least 400 rounds of hand gun ammo in my car at all times. I sometimes keep a few scattered around my car loose. Trust me on this. It might sound dumb, buts its perfectly legal. The last seat belt ticket, 2 speeding ticket and one red light ticket, I had over 400 rounds of .40 cal and .44 Mag ammo in my car. Right when they see that handgun ammo, there minds are COMPLETELY of the idea of why they pulled you over and all they wann do is search your car. Thats fine, I aint hiding shit. This is where part two comes in.
An 2nd officer will always be called. Always. One of them stands back with you as you casually sit on the hood of a patrol car. Usually having to explain in great detail on how to open the trunk of a 06 Grand Prix. You stand back there, completely polite and friendly. Shoot the shit with them talk about anything. When they dont find anything, they all start shooting the shit with you, and usually ends up talking about pistols and where to go to ranges. By then you have massaged the idea of giving you a 12-15 MPH over speeding ticket right out of thier heads.
At this moment, I have a 250 pack of .40 cal and a few loose straglers up front. Say what you will, it work great. Sure, it costs me 20 minutes of my time for the search, but its worth it so far.
Then for all others, they were when I was younger. I ALWAYS used the same excuse. As well as in high school, I got into so much trouble... but got out of all of it with this.
"Im just pissed off, I found out yesterday my step-dad has been cheating on my mother for months and now we are probably going to lose are house" Add in a big ole sob story with that. That excuse got me out of one of the greatest hiests of all time IMO. CLiff notes on that, I knew a kid that worked at a pharmacy. I got a certified docters slip/drug note saying I had severe anxiety and could not sit still for extended periods of time. This single note, got me out of 3 classes per day for at least a half hour at a time. Everyone in school/class knew it, and were jealous as shit. :lol: Im played that anxiety card for the whole school year untill that 3rd to last week of class. I got back and my dumb bitch of a math teacher asked me what kind of anxiety I had etc. I had no idea and bombed the question. That was considered a federal offense becuase I forged an actuals docters signature.
That was a lot of typing. But you get the idea.:)
Easy as pie