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I generally go for the plank or the strong arm method.
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I generally go for the plank or the strong arm method.
I'm a big fan of the Girly Man
I usually do a combo of the lunge and strong arm, or plank and strong arm. i tried to just pee up one time and arc it into the toilet, didnt work too good
Those last squirts are the dangerous ones. If you're using strong hand, you work out the speed/distance equation pretty quickly....But just when you think you're done. BAM! You just stained your wall and shower curtain.
Thats fucking hilarious!
After a long night of drinking I surrender to The Plank when I have to urinate.
As for morning wood, I usually just roll over, slide it in my girlfriends butthole and fill her up. Sure beats the hell out of having to get out of bed just to take a fucking piss.
aaaaaaahahahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner
btw, combine the plank and strong arm, you you got yourself a win!
Plank or Strong arm
Seriously? Nobody has tried the superman before?
plank and strong arm
Dude, if I did that, my fat ass and the toilet would both go through the floor..:true:Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller
What a lot of bollocks!!
Just go outside and piss on the dog!!
Or if the dog's not around, water the bloody trees!!
Mike:D
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Plank for me. :lol:
This is Exactly why I told my wife I needed to install a urinal in the second bathroom (mostly mine anyhow)
She says it's lacking in taste if a friend has to use it... I differ, what dude doesn't want a urinal when he's purging a few beers ? and her friends can damn well use her Bathroom.. it's all pink and foo foo anyhow..
hell no that one is reserved for people with a tine dick....Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller
i'm scared i'll touch the water or bowl wall
Plank and strongarm here also
:lmao: Somebody told on theirselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Fotis
Piss in the sink. Fuck it.
I need to install a urinal
Strongarm with a pinch and roll if it starts spraying everywhere....
Am I the only one who pisses in the bathtub in the morning??