Sex in Work Bathroom! Do I look pathetic?

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03-06-2009, 03:10 PM
Hi-Po

Sex in Work Bathroom! Do I look pathetic?

Alright. This sucks. Heres the story I JUST got done living.

I come home from work as usual. Girlfriend starts texting me some slightly naughty things. So I play along. Before I know it I am texting full blown sex scenes of whats to come later tonight. Thats not completely un-common for her and I to do, just a little fun and anticipation. Well, this is where I start getting pissed.

She texts me
GF: Balls
Me : In your mouth
Me : Vagina
GF : in your mouth
Me : Nom Nom Nom Nom (seriously)
GF : HAHAHAHAH
Me : I want your legs wrapped around my head
GF : No more dirty thoughts, Im getting excited.
Me : You know you dont want me to stop, you love that!
GF : You did that on purpose
Me : O sorry you said no more dirty thoughts
GF: I didnt mean that, I meant stop talking like that your getting me excited
Me: Then get over here so I can get you on your side and releive your work day stress's
GF : You are bad
GF : Then come up here and we will do it in the bathroom "lol"
Me : I will leave in 1 hour
(Me Before she sent the next text.. I realized I better leave ASAP!)
I will be there in 30 minutes
GF : No leave now
Me : I did
GF : Hurry
Me : I am!
GF : Bring food

WTF?
Me : I already left my house
GF : well go back?

Now, Not only am I thinking, SWEET kinky bathroom work sex! I am also thinking she wants some kind of food involved?!?!? Whatever, Im down.

Me: Fuck! I forgot my wallet, I will get you food later.
10 minutes later.. at least! Of me driving like a total asshole.

GF : Are you really coming up here?
Me : ummmm, Yea?
GF : You know we arent really doing it in the bathroom...
Me : ummmm. yea..... Well I guess I turn around,Total waste of time.
GF: LOL, ur an ass
Me : Well WTF?!?! you said "leave now" and "hurry!" and " lets bang in the bathrrom"

GF : You seriously thought we were gonna? I was messing with you when I said hurry.

25 minutes later,

GF : You should want to come up here to see me cuz you miss me and you love me not cause you want to fuck... in the bathroom!

BOOOOOOOMMMMMM :ar::ar::giveup::giveup:

This TOTALLY blew up in my face!
So what the motherfucking fuck. I was seriously SO damn dissapointed. I am divastated.

I look pathetic. I think Im just a guy, right? I heard... Lets fuck in the works bathroon(backroom) and I thought... .WOW, cool, thats kinda kinky!! So I rushed to my spot. Anybody ever look this dumb before?
03-06-2009, 03:18 PM
Spikito

It happens, girls set us up to look like assholes, shell get over it
03-06-2009, 03:21 PM
Hi-Po

:lol: Im sucha dumbass
03-06-2009, 03:22 PM
Zapper2003

You shoulda went anyhow, and whether she participated or not, you shoulda creamed the entire place. Just fuckin machine-gun that shit alll over everything.
03-06-2009, 03:26 PM
Hi-Po

It was just so.... NOT cool. I was like a 4 year walking downstairs for x-mas.... only I was driving 30 over the speed limit with a hard on.
03-06-2009, 03:27 PM
Zapper2003

dick in the steering wheel is never a good thing.
03-06-2009, 03:29 PM
cammed goat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikito

It happens, girls set us up to look like assholes, shell get over it

+1. I'm glad I let them trip over their own words before I make any moves.
I seem to have a knack for letting a woman's words blow up in their face. Oh well. I'm still young...well..I FEEL young.

:D
03-06-2009, 03:43 PM
GTP231

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

I look pathetic. I think Im just a guy, right? I heard... Lets fuck in the works bathroon(backroom) and I thought... .WOW, cool, thats kinda kinky!! So I rushed to my spot. Anybody ever look this dumb before?

Hi I'm jon or Carpy whichever you prefer. Obviously we've never met. Not work bathroom but other dumbass situations:lol:
03-06-2009, 03:47 PM
Crimson Sin

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Alright. This sucks. Heres the story I JUST got done living.

I come home from work as usual. Girlfriend starts texting me some slightly naughty things. So I play along. Before I know it I am texting full blown sex scenes of whats to come later tonight. Thats not completely un-common for her and I to do, just a little fun and anticipation. Well, this is where I start getting pissed.

She texts me
GF: Balls
Me : In your mouth
Me : Vagina
GF : in your mouth
Me : Nom Nom Nom Nom (seriously)
GF : HAHAHAHAH
Me : I want your legs wrapped around my head
GF : No more dirty thoughts, Im getting excited.
Me : You know you dont want me to stop, you love that!
GF : You did that on purpose
Me : O sorry you said no more dirty thoughts
GF: I didnt mean that, I meant stop talking like that your getting me excited
Me: Then get over here so I can get you on your side and releive your work day stress's
GF : You are bad
GF : Then come up here and we will do it in the bathroom "lol"
Me : I will leave in 1 hour
(Me Before she sent the next text.. I realized I better leave ASAP!)
I will be there in 30 minutes
GF : No leave now
Me : I did
GF : Hurry
Me : I am!
GF : Bring food

WTF?
Me : I already left my house
GF : well go back?

Now, Not only am I thinking, SWEET kinky bathroom work sex! I am also thinking she wants some kind of food involved?!?!? Whatever, Im down.

Me: Fuck! I forgot my wallet, I will get you food later.
10 minutes later.. at least! Of me driving like a total asshole.

GF : Are you really coming up here?
Me : ummmm, Yea?
GF : You know we arent really doing it in the bathroom...
Me : ummmm. yea..... Well I guess I turn around,Total waste of time.
GF: LOL, ur an ass
Me : Well WTF?!?! you said "leave now" and "hurry!" and " lets bang in the bathrrom"

GF : You seriously thought we were gonna? I was messing with you when I said hurry.

25 minutes later,

GF : You should want to come up here to see me cuz you miss me and you love me not cause you want to fuck... in the bathroom!

BOOOOOOOMMMMMM :ar::ar::giveup::giveup:

This TOTALLY blew up in my face!
So what the motherfucking fuck. I was seriously SO damn dissapointed. I am divastated.

I look pathetic. I think Im just a guy, right? I heard... Lets fuck in the works bathroon(backroom) and I thought... .WOW, cool, thats kinda kinky!! So I rushed to my spot. Anybody ever look this dumb before?

Oh I think most guys have done something similar.. I sure as hell have..
Bait and switch..
Girls test us all the time I think.
If a guy could figure that crap out, he'd make millions
03-06-2009, 03:51 PM
cammed goat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

Oh I think most guys have done something similar.. I sure as hell have..
Bait and switch..
Girls test us all the time I think.
If a guy could figure that crap out, he'd make millions

If ANY man could figure women out we'd be gods.
03-06-2009, 03:54 PM
Crimson Sin

Quote:

Originally Posted by cammed goat

If ANY man could figure women out we'd be gods.

Truth Brother.. Truth.
:true:
03-06-2009, 03:57 PM
Hi-Po

Well, she will be over in about 30 minutes anyhow. I just really wanted some weird, kinky bathroom sex for some reason. Just sounded awesome at the time. I will NOT fall for that one again.
03-06-2009, 04:00 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Sin

Oh I think most guys have done something similar.. I sure as hell have..
Bait and switch..
Girls test us all the time I think.
If a guy could figure that crap out, he'd make millions

There's always the A-hole who quotes the f-n book.... :sillyme:

:lol: :jk:
03-06-2009, 04:04 PM
GTP231

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Well, she will be over in about 30 minutes anyhow. I just really wanted some weird, kinky bathroom sex for some reason. Just sounded awesome at the time. I will NOT fall for that one again.

There's always your bathroom when she gets there:shrug:
03-06-2009, 04:05 PM
Hi-Po

Quote:

Originally Posted by GTP231

There's always your bathroom when she gets there:shrug:

Its just not the same man. I wanted that bathroom.
03-06-2009, 04:06 PM
GTP231

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

Its just not the same man. I wanted that bathroom.

I get what you're saying :hasquint:
03-06-2009, 04:08 PM
Crimson Sin

Quote:

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

There's always the A-hole who quotes the f-n book.... :sillyme:

:lol: :jk:

Ouch !! You bastard ..
:sillyme:

:lol:
All I wanted was to let the guy know most dudes get burnt on something like that :)
03-06-2009, 04:16 PM
FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

:lol:
03-06-2009, 04:20 PM
Crimson Sin

:cheers:
03-06-2009, 04:28 PM
gd1996

My gf and I do that kinda stuff too... however 99% of the time we follow through, she can;t turn it down then, but no bathroom for me. Unless its in my own shower. But I hear ya on the you should wanna see me stuff. Just some of womens games.

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