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    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    Nothing like the reaction from using the "F" word in church..

    Years ago, I went to a Catholic church with my then fiance. I'm not with the same girl now. But anyway, I'd never been to a catholic church before in my life. I did'nt know you had to neal on this long ass board that folds down on the backs of the pew's.
    So I'm sitting there and al of a sudden evryone on the bench grabs that board and folds it down.. Well, everyone except me! BAM! took that fucker right across both shins.. My exact words were, "FUCK!!!"
    Yeah dead ass silence, even the organ came to an abrupt stop. Everyone was just staring @ me with disgust.. So feeling the presure, I stood up and took a bow.. One lady turned to me and said' " I think you need to leave".

    Me: I think you need to shut the hell up!
    person next to her: you're a jerk!
    Me: YES the biggest one you'll ever meet!
    them: turns back around in disgust..

    Word of advise: Never us the F-word durring mid-night Mass...
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    Should have reminded them that church is full of sinners.

    THIS!!!

    i got in trouble for laughing at some ones loud fart in church when i was a kid...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    Nothing like the reaction from using the "F" word in church..

    Years ago, I went to a Catholic church with my then fiance. I'm not with the same girl now. But anyway, I'd never been to a catholic church before in my life. I did'nt know you had to neal on this long ass board that folds down on the backs of the pew's.
    So I'm sitting there and al of a sudden evryone on the bench grabs that board and folds it down.. Well, everyone except me! BAM! took that fucker right across both shins.. My exact words were, "FUCK!!!"
    Yeah dead ass silence, even the organ came to an abrupt stop. Everyone was just staring @ me with disgust.. So feeling the presure, I stood up and took a bow.. One lady turned to me and said' " I think you need to leave".

    Me: I think you need to shut the hell up!
    person next to her: you're a jerk!
    Me: YES the biggest one you'll ever meet!
    them: turns back around in disgust..

    Word of advise: Never us the F-word durring mid-night Mass...

    As one who was born and raised Catholic... I find that pretty fucking funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    As one who was born and raised Catholic... I find that pretty fucking funny!
    lol I was shunned by her family for a long time after that. Well except for her dad, He thought it was hillarious. 15 years later they still tell that story (still talk to them here and there). That was my first time ever in a catholic church, and my last. I'm born again, so I watch my mouth now that I'm older, more considerate. Well in church anywho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    Nothing like the reaction from using the "F" word in church..

    Years ago, I went to a Catholic church with my then fiance. I'm not with the same girl now. But anyway, I'd never been to a catholic church before in my life. I did'nt know you had to neal on this long ass board that folds down on the backs of the pew's.
    So I'm sitting there and al of a sudden evryone on the bench grabs that board and folds it down.. Well, everyone except me! BAM! took that fucker right across both shins.. My exact words were, "FUCK!!!"
    Yeah dead ass silence, even the organ came to an abrupt stop. Everyone was just staring @ me with disgust.. So feeling the presure, I stood up and took a bow.. One lady turned to me and said' " I think you need to leave".

    Me: I think you need to shut the hell up!
    person next to her: you're a jerk!
    Me: YES the biggest one you'll ever meet!
    them: turns back around in disgust..

    Word of advise: Never us the F-word durring mid-night Mass...
    BWAHAHAHAHHA Reminds me of the tim my wife made me go to a catholic church (I was raised Mennonite the went to baptist). It just made me get a weird sick feeling during the entire mass. The priest was talking about how you must be redeemed to go to heaven....which isn't what the bible says. I lean over to the wife and say "I am out of here I heard enough lies for the day" well the lady next to me overheard me and said " what lies, you must be a follower of Satan" I quickly grab her Bible found the exat chapter and verses that state only 144000 is going to heaven and they are those without sin,ones that never slept with a woman,lied ect ect. the rest would be waiting for God to give Jesus the command to get his people. which is when we all come back and live on EARTH as he intended it.

    I then told her that Catholicism is spreading false witness which is against the ten commandments .

    After that my wife never got upset when I brought a book to read during mass or whatever.She figured if it kept my att. off of the priest it was a good thing.

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