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***January Train***

This is a discussion on ***January Train*** within the AAG Archives forums, part of the Off - Topic / Discussion forums category; Awesomeness Originally Posted by GTP231...

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    Awesomeness

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    Quote Originally Posted by tep98ws6 View Post
    if im not over it, im walking a fine line. my car is louuuuud

    fuck 'em then... i'd do it just to piss them off...

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    I've been pulled over once for breaking that cardinal rule.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    they can't do shit unless you're over the decibel level/noise ordance level...

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    My life is a
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    CRAP!!!! i think i put my sammich bread in the fridge this morning...now it'll be all cold and dry

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    CRAP!!!! i think i put my sammich bread in the fridge this morning...now it'll be all cold and dry
    That's what she said

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    My life is a
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    That's what they say.

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    That's what she said

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    I made mexi-style scrambled eggs in tortillas for myself and the lady friend for breakfast this morning and now I'm paying for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    I made mexi-style scrambled eggs in tortillas for myself and the lady friend for breakfast this morning and now I'm paying for it.
    i bet your lady friend is at work trying to good ol right cheek sneak...

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    i'm eating some kind of cabage stew my mom made... NOM NOM NOM!!! it's fucking good!!!

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    That's a good possibility. She's never fluffed in front of me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i bet your lady friend is at work trying to good ol right cheek sneak...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    That's a good possibility. She's never fluffed in front of me.
    that could be a bad sign... have you let her know she can bust ass infront of you yet???

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    hi. i have a busted trackball on my "mighty mouse" and it's pissing me off.
    that just sounds so damn dirty. perhaps thats why your wife ended up having her period, because your broken

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    No, butt when I feel one coming on, I spread my cheeks apart so she won't hear my passing of the wind.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    that could be a bad sign... have you let her know she can bust ass infront of you yet???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i think face to face i wouldn't even notice she was talking...

    tep: "yeah my car is...... "

    Spaz: *she got some sickass tats...* "uh huh..."

    tep: "really weird so i........
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    Spaz: *she got a nice fart box...* "yeah..."

    tep: " starting to think that its.......
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    Spaz: *is that her hair i smell???* "right..."

    tep: " get it done... spaz??? what are you staring at???
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    spaz: *boobies...* "oh wait... what???"
    Spaz had A.D.H.D

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    d oh look a hot chic

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    No, butt when I feel one coming on, I spread my cheeks apart so she won't hear my passing of the wind.
    fuck that... let it out manly style... and if she don't like it... hold her down and fart in her mouth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cuervo25_1 View Post
    Spaz had A.D.H.D

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    d oh look a hot chic
    ooo look... something shiny...

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    i forgot lettuce today so my ham n pepperoni sammich just tasted like a cold hot dog

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    Maybe I'll pull this number the next time she stays the night.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QosZu4y0x2Y[/ame]

    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    fuck that... let it out manly style... and if she don't like it... hold her down and fart in her mouth...

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    oh man I have the biggest shit coming on. I haven't shit in 3 days and I had this fucking monster ass burrito last night, no joke, thing was the size of my head, if I don't post again within 3 hours send a rescue team.

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