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    ***January Train***

    What it do in 2010

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    I'm heading into january with a mountain dew, mgd,a moon pie, an old sock and my computer by me. Not sure which order i'll use these items in

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    I just left a party.... have a shitload of Southern Comfort in me and a strong urge to kill some people in modern warfare 2...... with more alcohol. Welcome to 2010. New decade..... same old shit. Hooray for making the first page for this train!

    To celebrate I shall say the following

    Welcome to the first page of the January 2010 train. This is the first month of a new decade. Please throw away all the crap you have from the year 2000 and don't ever again use the term "Y2K" as you will now sound old and lame.

    If you do retain clothing, styles, terms, etc from the ought decade please be advised that you will be mocked and ridiculed as those who held on to the 70's once were.

    Of course there are exceptions to this rule. If you drive a 90's or 20ought F-body, this car is still the pinnacle of awesomeness and you are to continue driving and celebrating the achievement that is the 4th gen F-body. If you decide to throw away this vehicle in light of the new decade please turn in your man card and castrate yourself.

    As a trailblazer and trendsetter I hereby declare that the only cool thing to do in "the tens" is to buy a PS3 and play MW2 every night. If you are not playing MW2 the only other acceptable "cool" activities are:

    Banging hot chicks
    Driving your F-Body
    Wrenching on your F-body
    Drinking while banging hot chicks
    Drinking while wrenching on your F-body

    Please keep these helpful hints in mind as you begin your life in this new and exciting decade.

    ALSO!!!

    The only cool music in "the tens" is hard rock and metal. Please dispose of any music that does not fit one of these categories or prepare to hand in your man card.

    That is all.

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    Oh and Jags, those are cool. Same with Aston Martins, yep.

    I want a nice Jag for daily, 2000ish XJ8 or XJR, nice stupid fast Aston Martin for the weekend, that would be my dream.

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    really? With the money an Aston, used, would cost.... I'd be too busy blowing your doors off to even notice that you had an Aston..... Though I will agree the shape of those 2000+ Astons is pure sex

    Edit:

    Just tried mixing a cherry vanilla vodka coke.... not as good as i'd thought it would be

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    Too much Vodka... not enough cherry coke. I guess half a cup of vodka overpowers the coke???? lol. it's actually a pretty decent cherry vanilla now.

    Still going to be playing MW2 in a little while.... gotta get a decent buzz going first.... My spelling and grammar are still too good for MW2 to be any drunken fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R View Post
    really? With the money an Aston, used, would cost.... I'd be too busy blowing your doors off to even notice that you had an Aston..... Though I will agree the shape of those 2000+ Astons is pure sex
    As I would not care, because I am driving an Aston. I can be 007 for the moment, driving a car that is just porn. Can care less what F-Body or Corvette you have. Who is going to get laid faster (Giving we are equally attractive)?

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    What about a guy in the 502 powered farm truck motoring by both of you for cheaper than the f-body would be, duz I get laid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    What about a guy in the 502 powered farm truck motoring by both of you for cheaper than the f-body would be, duz I get laid?
    Depends on what part of the country we in.

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    I rang in the new year with my bf and our best friend riding our dirtbikes around the neighborhood... Our best friend literally totaled my bf's yz250 at 12:01 on concrete, not to mention he's fucked up. I got to play nurse all night cleaning all the blood off of him. Now he's sleeping next to our bed and my bf is so pissed over his bike that he's debating jizzing on him after our festivities lolololol

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    Quote Originally Posted by tep98ws6 View Post
    I rang in the new year with my bf and our best friend riding our dirtbikes around the neighborhood... Our best friend literally totaled my bf's yz250 at 12:01 on concrete, not to mention he's fucked up. I got to play nurse all night cleaning all the blood off of him. Now he's sleeping next to our bed and my bf is so pissed over his bike that he's debating jizzing on him after our festivities lolololol
    Jizzing on him? I'm afraid that's super gay. Even if I totaled a dude's bike I would go ape shit if some one jizzed on me. What all is broke, totaling a bike on the streets seems pretty hard. All my bikes have been pretty resilient to my dumbassery. Bent bars and broke levers etc., but not anything bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    Depends on what part of the country we in.
    Texas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    Jizzing on him? I'm afraid that's super gay. Even if I totaled a dude's bike I would go ape shit if some one jizzed on me. What all is broke, totaling a bike on the streets seems pretty hard. All my bikes have been pretty resilient to my dumbassery. Bent bars and broke levers etc., but not anything bad
    Subframe, Rear axle, swing arm, front tire & wheel, Left fork, exhaust, handlebars, levers and footpegs. All toast. I'll take some pics tomorrow. He was going roughly 35-40mph in high 3rd... He may or may not have a broken ankle, possible knee (he won't let us take him to the hospital) and rasberries on his hip, both arms, shoulders and two on his head. Ffff I was probs 10 drinks in and still had a good handle on mine. My bf takes better care of his bike than his truck (considering it's up to me to make sure it's maintained) and MX is his life. He's mostly upset bc he was doing arenacross in KC on 1/31 and now he probably can't. We measured the skidmarks with a tape measure... 97 feet he skid. He fucked it up pretty good... He's okay tho .. I played nurse tep and bandaged him up, made him a bed and tucked his dumbass in

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    How'd he do it though? Washed the front out or fucked up a wheelie mehbeh? Wheelies are fun to embarrass yourself with infront of a crowd

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    How'd he do it though? Washed the front out or fucked up a wheelie mehbeh? Wheelies are fun to embarrass yourself with infront of a crowd
    Wheelie on concrete. Showing off to the neighborhood kids. He won't do a wheelie on his 125 on grass or sand but got drunk tonight and did one on my bf's 250 and now he's hurting. Best part is, he did it downhill, WTF lol we were in awe. When those titanium footpegs hit the concrete it was bigger fireworks than were in the sky bc of how many sparks there were

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    My dad (me really, he never does shit with it) has an '05 yz250 and it can be a bitch to wheelie. It hits hard in the mid range but then goes flat up top and when you shift your back in the violent midrange.. Whereas on my sewing machine '05 CRF I can take it from 5 mph until whenever I want to stop in fifth. It's so easy to modulate you can keep a perfect angle. But none of this is relevent, he was drunk and showing off on a new bike

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