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This is a discussion on *** The TRAIN *** within the AAG Archives forums, part of the Off - Topic / Discussion forums category; Originally Posted by jad628 Have you been watching those weenies on the Bowflex commericials talking about "size matters"? Yeah, whatever ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    Have you been watching those weenies on the Bowflex commericials talking about "size matters"?

    Yeah, whatever you say "tan in a bottle boys".
    Size does matter! I will be the first to say it! That is why Spaz and I broke up. I just didn't have the heart to tell him it was my belly button he kept poking

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Size does matter! I will be the first to say it! That is why Spaz and I broke up. I just didn't have the heart to tell him it was my belly button he kept poking
    damn loose belly button... it was like fuckin a bucket of water...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    damn loose belly button... it was like fuckin a bucket of water...
    Ummm...... That wasn't my belly button in the hot tub

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Ummm...... That wasn't my belly button in the hot tub
    it was a open pore???

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    is it possible for you to shoot yourself in the mouth more than once?
    Yes. You just don't "talk" about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    it was a open pore???
    That was Pat

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    Yes. You just don't "talk" about it.
    Is it legal to shoot a Midget?

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Size does matter! I will be the first to say it! That is why Spaz and I broke up. I just didn't have the heart to tell him it was my belly button he kept poking
    Do you have a Bowflex?

    If not, STFU.

    P.S. Those retards never pointed at their crotch either!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    Do you have a Bowflex?

    If not, STFU.

    P.S. Those retards never pointed at their crotch either!
    Ummmm what does a bowflex have to do with "size" then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Is it legal to shoot a Midget?
    The "I was trying to shoot a warning shot over his head" excuse is out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Ummmm what does a bowflex have to do with "size" then?

    Exactly!!! That's what the commercial says.

    Dammit, stay with the script here!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    The "I was trying to shoot a warning shot over his head" excuse is out.
    What if we try "I was aiming for his knee to incapacitate him"

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    What if we try "I was aiming for his knee to incapacitate him"

    Your marksmanship ability will get challenged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    Exactly!!! That's what the commercial says.

    Dammit, stay with the script here!!!
    I write my own material damn it! Generally, it is aimed at Spaz or that little guy in the corner

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    That was Pat
    you hear about the drama between him and rob... they aren't friends any more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I write my own material damn it! Generally, it is aimed at Spaz or that little guy in the corner

    Yeah, but you claimed Spaz aims at himself.

    Since you're feeling froggy, define SIZE for all of us guys here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
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    STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    you hear about the drama between him and rob... they aren't friends any more...
    Nope. I generally ignore

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    Do you have a Bowflex?

    If not, STFU.

    P.S. Those retards never pointed at their crotch either!
    my parents do...

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