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This is a discussion on *** The TRAIN! *** within the AAG Archives forums, part of the Off - Topic / Discussion forums category; Originally Posted by SSwt00SS thanks, Rafiki... PM sent... Got PM....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSwt00SS View Post
    thanks, Rafiki...

    PM sent...
    Got PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    yeah... it's off by .000000000098 of a second...
    I'll send an alert to Ed about it.

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    It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.

    He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"

    So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying: I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh." "She socked me one."

    The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."
    "I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy bitch.''


    A little different than I've heard before but that remains one of my all time favorite jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."


    Good one!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    I'll send an alert to Ed about it.
    thank goodness... i was worried the situation would escalate and over a few hundred years my posts might take over a second longer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
    nice

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    Spaz gives every woman a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Spaz gives every woman a headache
    that's cause i suck what little brains they have left through thier vagina...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    thank goodness... i was worried the situation would escalate and over a few hundred years my posts might take over a second longer...
    Then we'd have another leap day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    Then we'd have another leap day.
    ohnoez!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    that's cause i suck what little brains they have left through thier vagina...

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    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post



    actual size...

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    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post

    I wanna see a brain sucked up through a straw too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    Click for full size


    actual size...
    hmmm, looks like it would fit a bird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post
    Why would you want a pic of Spaz

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Why would you want a pic of Spaz
    of him sucking on a vagina........get it right oh and removing brains from that orfice

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    paper...

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    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post
    of him sucking on a vagina........get it right oh and removing brains from that orfice
    on tap you'd have to suck on her butt hole...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    on tap you'd have to suck on her butt hole...

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