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    goooood morning..someone tell goodyear to call today

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    How about I tell someone to shove a huge butt plug up their ass without lube?

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    Today is going to be another lovely day just like the last 2

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    Hopefully the guys in the shop are smart enough to hide all sharp metal objects and blunt heavy ones like the sledge hammer

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    How about I tell someone to shove a huge butt plug up their ass without lube?

    I think something similar - and accidental - happened while I was under the house.

    My butt, knees, back, and elbows hurt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    I think something similar - and accidental - happened while I was under the house.

    My butt, knees, back, and elbows hurt.
    I don't think I was under your house last night

    Nope no tornados carried me away

    Is Auntie Em ok?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post

    Good news though, the new water heater is more energy efficient and that means savings through the years, AND I can take the cost off my taxes for this year since it is an energy savings home improvement. Woo-hoo!!! I love Turbo-Tax!!
    i was waiting for...

    "the good news... i saved a boat load of money by switching to geico..."



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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Hopefully the guys in the shop are smart enough to hide all sharp metal objects and blunt heavy ones like the sledge hammer
    yes... you could hurt your self with them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    yes... you could hurt your self with them...
    Maybe I can create an automatic rubber band gun that aims only for Spaz's Balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Maybe I can create an automatic rubber band gun that aims only for Spaz's Balls
    better idea...shut the hell up and get me some coffee

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    better idea...shut the hell up and get me some coffee
    OK listen here! YOU get back in the kitchen make me breakfast, do the dishes, and then you can give me a massage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i was waiting for...

    "the good news... i saved a boat load of money by switching to geico..."


    Screw Geico. I KEEL the leetle cock-ah-roacha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    OK listen here! YOU get back in the kitchen make me breakfast, do the dishes, and then you can give me a massage
    only massage you are getting are my balls against your face

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    Quote Originally Posted by jad628 View Post
    Screw Geico. I KEEL the leetle cock-ah-roacha!!!
    John I think you are become as as the rest of us..... but they allow you to have a gun


    Hmm..... I need one of those

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    only massage you are getting are my balls against your face
    Shouldn't you have said chin instead of face? What the hell good is it if you are just rubbing your balls on the rest of my face? Do you enjoy feeling beard stubble or something?

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    wow you can sure feel the love this morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post
    wow you can sure feel the love this morning
    Would you like me to give you a mushroom shaped burnout on your forehead?

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    How is that for love

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    what the hell is going on here

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    Quote Originally Posted by bamaz28 View Post
    what the hell is going on here
    Are you asking to be bent over and beat with a stick? I can do that for you

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