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    Quote Originally Posted by astyles View Post
    still at work here.......
    As am I. Waiting on a car to get trailered in

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    Bueler?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    Bueler?
    LOL!!! ..... Bueler?

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    This old man enters his doctors office for an annual physical. After his examination, the doctor says "Well, you seem to be in fine physical condition for a man of your age. Now I'd like to ask you a little about your mental health. How's life from a psychological stand-point?"
    The old man says, "Doc, things couldn't be better. I've established a fantastic relationship with God."
    The doctor says, "Really? could you elaborate a little?"
    The old man replies, "Glad to... Every night, I usually wake up with a sudden urge to go to the bathroom. God recognizes the emergency and turns the lights on for me. When I'm finished, He turns the lights back off for me."
    After the doctor finishes his appointments that day, he called the "blesed" old man's wife to confirm this tale. The old man's wife picks up the phone....
    "Hello?", the old lady murmurs.
    "Hello Mrs. Jacobson, this is Dr.Hartman, your husband's physician."
    "Is everything alright?", asked the old woman.
    "Everything is fine. I was calling to ask you if you knew about your husband's relationship with God?"
    "What do you mean?", she asks.
    "Well, your husband said that when he needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, God turns the lights on for him. When he's finished, the lights go off."
    Then there was a long awkward pause....
    Finally, the old lady blurted out, "DAMNIT-ALL! MURRAY, ARE YOU PISSING IN THE REFRIDGERATOR AGAIN??"

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    HAHAHAH HEard it.. but still funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FuhBreezeE View Post
    You have to drop EVERYTHING to get the motor out through the bottom?
    Motor and tranny.

    Makes it easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver Streak View Post
    HAHAHAH HEard it.. but still funny.


    A co-worker told me this one yesterday:


    A little boy asked his father "What's the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Reality' ? "
    The father replied, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for 1 million dollars. Than go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
    So the boy finds his mother and asks, "Mom, would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million dollars?"
    The mother looks around the room, and whispers to her son, "Yes son, I would."
    Then the little boy ran up to his sister's room, and asked her, "Sis' ? , Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?"
    The girl replied, "Oh!! Most definately!"
    The young boy found his way back to the living room, where his father was reading the paper in his easy chair. The boy had a perplexed look on his face. The father asks, "Well, do you know the difference now?"
    The little boy replies, "Yes I do dad. 'Potentially' we're sitting on 2 million dollars, when in 'Reality', we live with a couple of whores."

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS1FirehawkWS6 View Post


    A co-worker told me this one yesterday:


    A little boy asked his father "What's the difference between 'Potentially' and 'Reality' ? "
    The father replied, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with George Clooney for 1 million dollars. Than go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars."
    So the boy finds his mother and asks, "Mom, would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million dollars?"
    The mother looks around the room, and whispers to her son, "Yes son, I would."
    Then the little boy ran up to his sister's room, and asked her, "Sis' ? , Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?"
    The girl replied, "Oh!! Most definately!"
    The young boy found his way back to the living room, where his father was reading the paper in his easy chair. The boy had a perplexed look on his face. The father asks, "Well, do you know the difference now?"
    The little boy replies, "Yes I do dad. 'Potentially' we're sitting on 2 million dollars, when in 'Reality', we live with a couple of whores."


    Yep.. another good one.. actually heard that one from my sister..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silver Streak View Post
    Yep.. another good one.. actually heard that one from my sister..
    LoL, wow... I guess I need to find better sources with fresher material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS1FirehawkWS6 View Post
    LoL, wow... I guess I need to find better sources with fresher material.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Launching out of the garage...

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    HAHAHA.. THat looks awesome!! Not a bad photochop if I do say so myself..

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