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    Just seeing that she started another thread annoys me


    Someone please fucking stab her multiple times so she slowly bleeds to death and has something legit to fucking whine, cry and complain about

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    Memo
    It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

    Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

    We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

    Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.


    1. Try Saying:
    I think you could do with more training
    Instead Of:
    You don't have a f*cking clue, do you?

    2. Try Saying:
    He's an aggressive go-getter.
    Instead Of:
    He's a f*cking power-crazy wanker

    3. Try Saying:
    Perhaps I can work late
    Instead Of:
    And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?

    4. Try Saying:
    I'm certain that isn't feasible
    Instead Of:
    F*ck off tw*t

    5. Try Saying:
    Really?
    Instead Of:
    Well f*ck me backwards with a telegraph pole

    6. Try Saying:
    Perhaps you should check with...
    Instead Of:
    Tell someone who gives a f*ck.

    7. Try Saying:
    I wasn't involved in the project.
    Instead Of:
    Not my f*cking problem, mate.

    8. Try Saying:
    That's interesting.
    Instead Of:
    What the f*ck?

    9. Try Saying:
    I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
    Instead Of:
    No f*cking chance mate.

    10. Try Saying:
    It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
    Instead Of:
    Why the f*ck didn't you tell me that yesterday?

    11. Try Saying:
    He's not familiar with the issues
    Instead Of:
    He's got his head up his f*cking @rse.

    12. Try Saying:
    Excuse me, sir?
    Instead Of:
    Oi, f*ck face.

    13. Try Saying:
    Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
    Instead Of:
    Yeah, who needs f*cking holidays anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Just seeing that she started another thread annoys me


    Someone please fucking stab her multiple times so she slowly bleeds to death and has something legit to fucking whine, cry and complain about
    I'll save this message to show your kids someday of why you're in the state pen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    Memo
    It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

    Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

    We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

    Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.


    1. Try Saying:
    I think you could do with more training
    Instead Of:
    You don't have a f*cking clue, do you?

    2. Try Saying:
    He's an aggressive go-getter.
    Instead Of:
    He's a f*cking power-crazy wanker

    3. Try Saying:
    Perhaps I can work late
    Instead Of:
    And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?

    4. Try Saying:
    I'm certain that isn't feasible
    Instead Of:
    F*ck off tw*t

    5. Try Saying:
    Really?
    Instead Of:
    Well f*ck me backwards with a telegraph pole

    6. Try Saying:
    Perhaps you should check with...
    Instead Of:
    Tell someone who gives a f*ck.

    7. Try Saying:
    I wasn't involved in the project.
    Instead Of:
    Not my f*cking problem, mate.

    8. Try Saying:
    That's interesting.
    Instead Of:
    What the f*ck?

    9. Try Saying:
    I'm not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
    Instead Of:
    No f*cking chance mate.

    10. Try Saying:
    It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
    Instead Of:
    Why the f*ck didn't you tell me that yesterday?

    11. Try Saying:
    He's not familiar with the issues
    Instead Of:
    He's got his head up his f*cking @rse.

    12. Try Saying:
    Excuse me, sir?
    Instead Of:
    Oi, f*ck face.

    13. Try Saying:
    Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
    Instead Of:
    Yeah, who needs f*cking holidays anyway.

    I can see you saying the "instead of" parts more than anything.

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    This might sound worse then I mean it but..... Why is 99% of Arab/Indian/ Middle Eastern people have the shittiest kept cars even if they have low miles?

    It's an observation I have had while working in the body shop. They seem to think the car is in "mint condition", don't believe the prior damage should count against the value, wonder why the cost is so high to repair, and then want to know if that is "the best price"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ntimid8r View Post
    I'll save this message to show your kids someday of why you're in the state pen.
    I never said I was going to do the stabbing. Although if I lived near her and had to listen to her shit IRL I would have punched her in the adam's apple

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    I'm not sure why, but I am in a very violent/hyper mood today. I want to run around and at the same time........ Spaz I'm coming to your bar tonight so you and I can be stupid and hurt your brother

    He is such a perfect target

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    This might sound worse then I mean it but..... Why is 99% of Arab/Indian/ Middle Eastern people have the shittiest kept cars even if they have low miles?

    It's an observation I have had while working in the body shop. They seem to think the car is in "mint condition", don't believe the prior damage should count against the value, wonder why the cost is so high to repair, and then want to know if that is "the best price"
    "Id dis da reow brice? gan oo ged dat brice andy lowber? why oo dry do rip me off?!?!!! my friend... dis id not good budineds..."

    i hear it all the time...

    "sir... i can always raise the price... my overly generous offer stands and will not go any lower... if you don't like it find another company..."

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    I swear the best one was this Indian guy decided on his OWN to leave his car here even though the insurance comp. hadn't yet determined liability (meaning not paying anything YET). So he couldn't understand why he was being charged over $350 in storage. Then wanted a refund if he decided to bring the car back. I had explained to him about 10 times in different ways as to he should have NEVER just left the car and EXPECTED the insurance comp to just pay when it looked like the accident was HIS fault

    Thank God he never came back I would have been

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I'm not sure why, but I am in a very violent/hyper mood today. I want to run around and at the same time........ Spaz I'm coming to your bar tonight so you and I can be stupid and hurt your brother

    He is such a perfect target
    beat him up... you'll have to make it there before 6:00...

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    I swear the best one was this Indian guy decided on his OWN to leave his car here even though the insurance comp. hadn't yet determined liability (meaning not paying anything YET). So he couldn't understand why he was being charged over $350 in storage. Then wanted a refund if he decided to bring the car back. I had explained to him about 10 times in different ways as to he should have NEVER just left the car and EXPECTED the insurance comp to just pay when it looked like the accident was HIS fault

    Thank God he never came back I would have been

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    beat him up... you'll have to make it there before 6:00...
    Tell his lame ass to stay for my abuse I can't get there that early you fucker!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by transamprincess98 View Post
    Tell his lame ass to stay for my abuse I can't get there that early you fucker!!!!
    pffft... yeah you can... wuss... infact now your even close cause of your work...

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