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    speaking of which, I finally talked to elite world champion whatever girl.

    I approached her, and had a massive choke for half a second where the only two openers I thought of were the rape/murder line and the polar bear thing. Based on this I figured I had already failed, so I was only continuing for the lulz (Yeah, I fuck with people irl as well as the internet). Not wanting to slapped/kicked in the balls/arrested, I went with the polar bear story.

    So I was like
    "So I saw with picture on the internet
    it was of this polar bear in antartica (or whereevertf they live)
    hes biting on the block of ice because there were apples frozen inside the block of ice
    but what I was wondering was

    HOW DOES A POLAR BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS? [sic]"

    And to my surprise she was actually into it and lol'd.

    No number close, but she did inquire about my facebook profile, so I guess it was only a halfway fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    another trick is be the guy that mans the bar for a lil while and mix the drinks. Yeah you think it sucks..... but you can work that to your advantage
    Easiest position to slip roofies in
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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    speaking of which, I finally talked to elite world champion whatever girl.

    I approached her, and had a massive choke for half a second where the only two openers I thought of were the rape/murder line and the polar bear thing. Based on this I figured I had already failed, so I was only continuing for the lulz (Yeah, I fuck with people irl as well as the internet). Not wanting to slapped/kicked in the balls/arrested, I went with the polar bear story.

    So I was like
    "So I saw with picture on the internet
    it was of this polar bear in antartica (or whereevertf they live)
    he biting on the block of ice because there were apples frozen inside the block of ice
    but what I was wondering was

    HOW DOES A POLAR BEAR KNOW WHAT APPLES IS? [sic]"

    And to my surprise she was actually into it and lol'd.

    No number close, but she did inquire about my facebook profile, so I guess it was only a halfway fail.
    i never heard that one. my one friend uses a different, much much much worse polar bear pick up line:
    "how much does a polar bear weigh?"
    "enough to break the ice"
    ...



    so do you see this chick often while waiting for the bus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grouch0jr View Post
    i never heard that one. my one friend uses a different, much much much worse polar bear pick up line:
    "how much does a polar bear weigh?"
    "enough to break the ice"
    ...



    so do you see this chick often while waiting for the bus?
    She's in one of my classes. It's a smaller class but we sit on opposite ends of the room. We use the same bus stop yet different buses.


    and I got that story from this:


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    At home for the weekend, went downstairs to get a mountain dew, trying to be quiet as to not make the dog bark and disturb my parents, trip over god damned 36 pack of mountain dew that is for some reason in the middle of the damn kitchen floor.

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    haha, they left it there for you to find easily in the dark.

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    aaaaahhhhhhhhh this is so fucking boring

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    The North Face jacket I bought last year now costs $90

    On some random website... but still

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    The North Face jacket I bought last year now costs $90

    On some random website... but still
    i hate it when i see couples wearing matching north face jackets. makes me wanna drop kick a puppy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grouch0jr View Post
    i hate it when i see couples wearing matching north face jackets. makes me wanna drop kick a puppy.
    I hate it when I see couples wearing matching anything... back in high school my girlfriend at the time and I showed up to school wearing the same color top/shorts... I avoided her all day.

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    what exhaust is that! i like the tips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grouch0jr View Post
    what exhaust is that! i like the tips!
    Magnaflow. They are vurry nicee!!

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    Yep, Magna flow. dual 4" on both sides I helped him put it on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by grouch0jr View Post
    those tips look amazing. what type of exhaust do you have?

    Magnaflow catback - part no. 16723 (if I recall). Here's the thread that details the install with pics and vid: http://www.ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121606

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