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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    You are young -- you either need to lower your standards or consider homosexuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    You are young -- you either need to lower your standards or consider homosexuality.
    Of course I don't actually expect to find a perfect partner, that's just said so they get off their "get-Jason-in-a-relationship-as-fast-as-possible" wagon. All the girls I get as "suggestions" all have at least one quality about them I despise.

    However I must say I am a pretty excellent specimen of a human male. I shouldn't have too much trouble attaining something near-perfect according to my preferences.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    You are barking up the wrong tree Shines.

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    The people have spoken.

























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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Of course I don't actually expect to find a perfect partner, that's just said so they get off their "get-Jason-in-a-relationship-as-fast-as-possible" wagon. All the girls I get as "suggestions" all have at least one quality about them I despise.

    However I must say I am a pretty excellent specimen of a human male. I shouldn't have too much trouble attaining something near-perfect according to my preferences.

    Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.
    I remember that episode

    But honestly, I don't feel like finding a girl fitting my list would be too hard to accomplish

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    You are young -- you either need to lower your standards or consider homosexuality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.
    she's got man hands..

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    Reminds me of all the Seinfeld quirks on finding a woman.

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    When I girl says "I'm not a whore I just wanted to experience new things"

    It's like saying

    "I'm not a murderer I just wanted to kill someone"

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    I'm not gay, just wanted to be with a man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    When I girl says "I'm not a whore I just wanted to experience new things"

    It's like saying

    "I'm not a murderer I just wanted to kill someone"

    So she wants to try to fuck you to death... that's a problem?

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    women are to expensive and require to much attention... it's more fun to be single...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    So she wants to try to fuck you to death... that's a problem?

    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    women are to expensive and require to much attention... it's more fun to be single...
    As a 21 year old I wholeheartedly agree.

    But eventually I want a family.

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    But Spaz is 31 and thinks that way.

    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    As a 21 year old I wholeheartedly agree.

    But eventually I want a family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    But Spaz is 31 and thinks that way.
    Just saying my opinion

    Who knows, "eventually" may be after 31 for me.

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    recently single brunette with long legs and giant "talents" who I have liked for a long time was eyeing me and smiling at me at lunch. Table had plenty of open seats too. What do I do, keep jokin with my loser friends who will never get laid and avoid eye contact she is also into cars and rides dirtbikes..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post


    As a 21 year old I wholeheartedly agree.

    But eventually I want a family.
    in all honesty forget about it... divorce and everything else is far to easy these days and the male ALWAYS gets butt fucked by our ass hole legal system... i'm almost certain that nowdays more than 50% of all marriages fail... the worst pain in the world is not being able to see your own chiild everyday... save your self the pain... shit isn't worth it... just adopt a kid when you're ready and fuck every women you feel like along the way and after...

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    recently single brunette with long legs and giant "talents" who I have liked for a long time was eyeing me and smiling at me at lunch. Table had plenty of open seats too. What do I do, keep jokin with my loser friends who will never get laid and avoid eye contact she is also into cars and rides dirtbikes..
    if you have to ask this and haven't done it yet you already failed... she now knows you are uncertain of your self and will have you wrapped around her finger... her cooter controls you already...

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