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    A man and woman are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the lady stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The guy says "WHAT??" The lady explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. Then he realises that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So the next day the man takes her shopping at a big department store.
    He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't decide.
    He tells her to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each, then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The lady is so excited. She thinks her guy has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. He says "you don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then let's get it." The woman is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register."
    The man stops and says, "No, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The woman's face goes blank. He continues - "I just wanted you to HOLD this stuff for a while." The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode. The guy says, "You need to be in tune with my financial needs as a Man".

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    wow never read that before have another beer

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    I wanna go to the beach.

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    why u need another whale?

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    Okay, that wasn't my fault. My friends broke that one. This is why I can't have nice things.

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    Hey, have you seen Amy around? Does she still post here on days or something? Or Crystal.

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    crystal probably never see her again...amy no idea..pretyy sure she hated me anyways

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    Yea REV isnt gunna be back on here im sure

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    and damnt she was cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    and damnt she was cool
    Yea was to me....but she got alot of stuff with her. Shes changed alot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone Cold Goat View Post
    Yea REV isnt gunna be back on here im sure
    That sucks, she's a nice girl. I never got to talk to AshleyRocks, but she didn't seem that bad either. Where are all the ladies goin'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone Cold Goat View Post
    Yea was to me....but she got alot of stuff with her. Shes changed alot
    no offense and dont take this the wrong way..but she had the crazy streak to her

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    Quote Originally Posted by LS1FirehawkWS6 View Post
    That sucks, she's a nice girl. I never got to talk to AshleyRocks, but she didn't seem that bad either. Where are all the ladies goin'?
    hot for a thicker chick,....and a no bs kinda girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    no offense and dont take this the wrong way..but she had the crazy streak to her
    HAHA yea she did....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone Cold Goat View Post
    HAHA yea she did....
    one of them that could turn on a dime

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    hot for a thicker chick,....and a no bs kinda girl
    Yea for the most part. Never did me anything but shes screwed with some people on here....pretty fucked up too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone Cold Goat View Post
    Yea for the most part. Never did me anything but shes screwed with some people on here....pretty fucked up too
    same never did anything to me..but i could just kinda tell..but being as I still think of her as friend who I wont ever talk to again sadly..im not saying anything else

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZAPFOOL!! View Post
    same never did anything to me..but i could just kinda tell..but being as I still think of her as friend who I wont ever talk to again sadly..im not saying anything else
    HAHA me either.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone Cold Goat View Post
    HAHA me either.lol
    really wow..i thought for sure u two kept in touch

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