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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    No, like...

    I was at a bar with some friends last night, and one of them brought along this cute little petite 22yo from, i dunno, mississippi or some shit. Didn't know her previously or w/e. We got these free shirts ("free" as in getting the liquor branded tshirts after buying whatever liquor some chicks were promoting). Since, apparently, my goal was to look like a complete tool, I put on the tshirt over my polo, with the collar of the polo sticking out of top of the tshirt.
    I convinced the chick to do the same with her free shirt (Except for girls it was a tanktop, and it fit... mine was about 5 sizes too large).

    Anyway, she runs off to do, I dunno, whatever the hell girls do at bars. The rest of us are just sitting at one of the tables. My buddy nudges me and points behind me. On her way back to the table, our chick has been stopped by these three dudes (I'm like wtf? strong approach, wtf is the gameplan for that, straight into a foursome? ). I turn back around, laughing. He says, "come on man" and I respond exasperatedly, "I'd rather just sit here and drink my beer". Then he says what he knows will get me to do anything.... "Don't be a bitch"

    So I walk up to her, ignore the brosephs blocking her way to the table, put my arm around her and say some sort of affectionate yet indifferent greeting, and then state loudly how pleased I am about the fact that our tshirts match. Broski next to me wises up and is like "are you her boyfriend" and for the lulz my response is not only agreeing, but extra-excited as if it were some miraculous feat. I turn to her and say we should get drinks from the bar, but I didn't have to play it out at that point as the brodudes had already started walking away, defeated.

    So she's like "omg thank u so much ur so perfect" etc etc, or something like that, I wasn't really paying attention as I was more concerned with where the fuck my beer was (still at the table where I left it, but anytime it's not in my hand is a cause for concern).

    I sat back down, and she disappeared for awhile, but when she came back, jesus christ she was hardcore digging my nuts. Fuck, honestly I felt like the double standards I experienced during my life had been completely reversed, with all the one-sided hitting-on-me she was doing and the shit she bought me (lots of vodka shots and a pack a cigarettes (I don't even smoke)), I was thinking, 'so this is what it feels like to be a girl'.

    But anyway, I digress. I'm going to try this again, perhaps the damsel in distress thing is applicable on a regular basis in the college bar scene.
    that makes me wanna go out and buy a dryer.

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    I'm at my parents house currently... complete with a fully functioning dryer with a bunch of extra features to fulfill my every fantasy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    I'm at my parents house currently... complete with a fully functioning dryer with a bunch of extra features to fulfill my every fantasy
    you mind if i give it a spin?

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